I was up last night watching satellite and this porn film came on. A nice looking babe walked on, butt moving to the music, tits out, hand in her panties...

To pull out a big cock.

That's the second time this week that channel has ran a tranny film.

Whatever happened to boy girl?

LB.

You got porn on satellite in the UK?

How? you're not watching those lame ones on Sky are you?

Of course, we can get:

Sex View

Sex View Plus

Ultra Blue

XX

XXX

XXXL

Canal Plus

SCT

Spice Platinum

LOADS MORE, ALL XXX RATED PORN. AND IT'S LEGAL.

LB.

What's the best one out of that lot?

Do I need separate box and how much?

Are you in the UK? I presume you must be. Well, Ultra Blue is the best, runs from 8pm to 2am nightly, seven days per week, and hardly repeats movies.

Loads on offer, from lesbian, gay, straight, tranny, men dressed as babies, dwarfs, the lot. You won't be able to view it on your Sky dish, you need a separate dish and decoder. It may sound expensive, but it's worth it. I've been watching hardcore on satellite for ten years. Started off with Red Hot Dutch.

You also need to make sure your dish is pointing at Hotbird. If you have Sky, their dish is probably pointing at Astra 28 degrees east.

Here's a link:

http://www.pulsat.com/satellite/site/products_by_letter.php?letter=U

LB.

Cheers for the info. Had a quick look, prices look pretty good.
I spend way more than that buying DVDs from the US

Lord, before you buy, if you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask me.

LB.

I remember picking up a copy of plain ol' Hustler, must have been about six years ago now, and noticing that the phone sex ads in the back were almost all either S/M or tranny oriented. Seriously, the straight chick lying wantonly on a bed were a minority.

How the phone sex business was run back then (is it even around anymore?), they all plugged into the same system, so the ads were brokered by people merely leasing the lines. They could put anything in the ad that they wanted to, but it was pretty telling that this straight porn mag that was slightly on the pervvy side of the newsstand seemed to get the best response dangling chicks with dicks at the solitary wanker. That was when I realized that everything was lost and that we're living the last days of Rome as conceived and animated by Walt Disney on a bad bender.