Does anyone remember laughter?




Two words feared most are 'i'm pregnant', distant second is 'critically analyze'

If you have one arm (well one missing from the elbow down) why would you hold out your stump when shaking someone's hand? WHY? If its covered in skin then you've had enough time to learn to shake with your left.


Id like to take the new notrious movie, stick it in a brown paper bag and light it on fire. Why go to the effort to find someone who looks like biggie only to get someone who looks nothing like puffy and have them on screen equally.


Minnie Driver's career



Russell brand amazing radio/talk show guest, terrible stand up comedian

Anyone remember laughter?


Miley Cyrus is going to ruin radiohead , her words.

Entitlement, Narcissism, Broken

James Earl Jones



A lot of artists who paint the lord and savior believe he had a receding hairline

What did you drop purple microdot or window pane ?

"Russell brand amazing radio/talk show guest, terrible stand up comedian"

Saw his special last night.. wasn't amazing.. wasn't horrible...

Worst stand up i have ever seen is a split between adam sandler or dane cook...

I couldn't remember laughter, but then ''The Bad Girl's Club'' came on and then, I remembered. Some stupid whore got her ass beat in Mexico....

I posted a joke in my AA thread, but I don't think anybody read it.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

I read it and it was amusing but inferring the shit that drags you down here(mortal sins) carrys on to the afterlife is just fucken stupid.

Anyways....

If you're bored... Will Ferrell is on HBO right now as George Dubya and just killing.

And Jesus had a receding hairline cause he sweated the Jew-bots. Kinda like what happened to Hyde here except Jesus never tasted foreskin.

i read it chuck
but im stupid and didnt get it

I'm offended that Jewsus C. Hrist NEVER wears a kippah. Fuckin' schmuck.

As I was flicking through the channels I found myself stopping at a show called True life: Im celibate. It was made up of 3 people, an 20 something hostess who has a history of cheating on boyfriends so she decided she will be celibate to prove to herself she can respect her relationships ( ), some christian texan douche sho wants to be a role model to his friends and hopes to preach about it later in life, blah, BUTTTTTTT the one that was of interest to me was 22 year old Carlos. Carlos has been in a relationship for 2 years, he said they used to have sex everyday but for the last 5 months they havent done anything sexual. Interesting, well it turns out his girlfriend cheated on him and hes both crushed emotionally and fears stds equally, he read online that sometimes it takes upto 6 months for HIV to show on the tests, so the 6th month mark comes around they both get tested, both are clean but he still doesn't want to have sex with her. they were on their way to feed ducks bread in the park when she raised the issue, and he turned the car around, went back to his place got out of the car, went inside and locked the front door. Hes a troubled man. Here is his image, so you can put a face to the story.

http://www.mtv.com/photos/true-life-season-9/1542348/2539089/photo.jhtml

He should just break up with her. It's obvious they don't get along, so why stress himself out?

Quote:

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Turning down pussy is not the answer to anything

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I want to test this. You get home, throw your keys on the table, you hear a noise coming from your bedroom, you move slowly towards it, lightly push the door open, only to see gypsy buck naked with her legs spread, lightly touching her moist vagina. What is your move?

a)

b) then then then

c)

d)