Name: Da Burglar
Age: 41
Education: Some school in the greater Boston Area you never heard of, degree in Government & Economics
Experience: 17+ years of turning nothing into something, all under a (in retrospect incorrect) dark cloud of impending death.

The current WORLD economic situation defies simple, straightforward, logical discussion and corrective measures. Mankind has seriously fucked himself/herself/itself in the ass .... Obama is going to end up kicking in the last support beam with this absurd "plan" of his, but he cannot be held MORE culpable than all the fucktards, Republican and Democrat, who came before him starting around 1982-83. People are to blame, both politicians and everyday schmoes....the American people lived beyond (WAY THE FUCK BEYOND) their collective means for a period of time that even defied people like Ross Perot and his 1992 charts of doom. The inevitable has happened.

When the Obama plan has been implemented and people see the resulting shit hit the FINAL fan, we will have socialism by default, because the capitalist model upon which we have operated for centuries, lead by the financial/banking meltdon, will be wrecked and the only thing to prevent total anarchy and firefights on the freeways will be for the government to step in and provide ALL manner of subsistence and care and service.

I've liquidated everything I can that makes sense to liquidate, the only real stocks I now have are in things like the little organic brewery in No Cal, and companies that manufacture things like scooters for old people since the population is getting both too old and FAT to walk. And some medical supply companies......

I've bought guns, I've built bunkers, I've advertised and interviewed for female sex slaves to live in said bunkers....

Just give it up people, take all your money and blow it on drugs and hookers and Starbucks and Jimmy Choos and Paintball games and Blackjack and Hookers and....




All I need is three bimbos who play scrabble and cribbage and fall to their knees on cue and I can live through anything. It's a good thing I'm cute on top of everything else....