I serve veggie snacks when I host the guys for cards. They love veggie Sloppy Joes. They like TVP, they gobbled up the Morningstar buffalo wings, which are nothing like chicken. They like Morningstar's corn dogs, too. Nori rolls, no. Nuts, chips, veggie tray, yeah, OK. They liked my chili, but it got on the cards. But I better have the Sloppy Joes, they request that. If I tried tofu anything, without disguising it as something else, I'd have leftovers.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy