Help a ho pay for law school. Come out and screw a future lawyer before she has the chance to screw you. Yes I will get fucked so you don't have to. I've been bending over taking it in the ass for years now. Help me pay for law school so you won't have to take it in the ass when you don't want to. Rates vary. We take cash, visa, master card. No cock too small!!!
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Stand for something or fall for anything!
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Suck my shitter!