Electrostatic,

Who would you rather be raped/tortured/maybe killed by -

A) Gary "Green River Killer" Ridgeway
B) Dennis "BTK" Rader
C) Charles "Son of Man" Manson

You need to stop setting your sights too high. All three of these bachelors are alive and starved for action. In the interests of full disclosure, the party could continue on for weeks after you're gone with Gary (even if he has to brush the maggots aside to consumate your love). Dennis is heavily into the bondage/discipline/S & M scene. And Charlie is kind of a voyeuristic swinger. He might have less dreamy friends do the actual hands on.