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A date with me and my strap-on.

Off to the mall now.

XOXO
Alpha Bitch

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You're still a dude as far as I'm concerned. Till I see tits and you holding a current newspaper proving it's you, you're just another guy with no balls...

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Like I have to prove anything to you lance romance. If you were my boyfriend, I'd keep your dick in my purse and you'd have to beg me for it just to piss. I'm letting you off light this time sweetie.

Gotta get going, Macy's having a sale. Have a great day!

XOXO

Alpha Bitch

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You're very boring...
Tits or STFU