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#406469 - 03/11/09 11:23 PM 1000 posts what do I win?
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	Now that I've successfully reached this milestone and wasted a good portion of my life here. What do I get out of it? Personally I want to have Gia feed me grapes while Holly tickles my balls. Sadly I'm a realist so I'll settle for a picture of morning being fellated by Arthur / Kate / Olinka, or password to Covermyface.com _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#406470 - 03/11/09 11:25 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	I think the award more likely involves being locked in a room full of either starving rats or soapy frogs. _________________________
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#406472 - 03/12/09 08:17 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	If any of the above is true I'm stopping at 999. Fuck that. _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#406473 - 03/12/09 08:56 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Alpha Bitch Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 03/09/09 Posts: 20 Loc: bicoastal	A date with me and my strap-on. Off to the mall now. XOXO Alpha Bitch _________________________ Kindness is just love with its work boots on. Fuck with me and my boot will be up your ass.
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#406474 - 03/12/09 09:02 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
destro AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 05/23/06 Posts: 486	AIDS _________________________ throatfucking is family entertainment
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#406475 - 03/12/09 11:26 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	Quote: A date with me and my strap-on. Off to the mall now. XOXO Alpha Bitch You're still a dude as far as I'm concerned. Till I see tits and you holding a current newspaper proving it's you, you're just another guy with no balls... _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#406476 - 03/12/09 12:35 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	You get a T-shirt, but you have to send me the money for it _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#406477 - 03/12/09 01:14 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	On my 1000th I got banned for a week... _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#406478 - 03/12/09 01:50 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Alpha Bitch Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 03/09/09 Posts: 20 Loc: bicoastal	Quote: Quote: A date with me and my strap-on. Off to the mall now. XOXO Alpha Bitch You're still a dude as far as I'm concerned. Till I see tits and you holding a current newspaper proving it's you, you're just another guy with no balls... Like I have to prove anything to you lance romance. If you were my boyfriend, I'd keep your dick in my purse and you'd have to beg me for it just to piss. I'm letting you off light this time sweetie. Gotta get going, Macy's having a sale. Have a great day! XOXO Alpha Bitch _________________________ Kindness is just love with its work boots on. Fuck with me and my boot will be up your ass.
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#406479 - 03/12/09 01:52 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	[gia jordan]Macys is white trash[/gia jordan] _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#406480 - 03/12/09 02:14 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	Quote: Quote: Quote: A date with me and my strap-on. Off to the mall now. XOXO Alpha Bitch You're still a dude as far as I'm concerned. Till I see tits and you holding a current newspaper proving it's you, you're just another guy with no balls... Like I have to prove anything to you lance romance. If you were my boyfriend, I'd keep your dick in my purse and you'd have to beg me for it just to piss. I'm letting you off light this time sweetie. Gotta get going, Macy's having a sale. Have a great day! XOXO Alpha Bitch You're very boring... Tits or STFU Edited by lance69 (03/12/09 02:15 PM) _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#406481 - 03/12/09 04:07 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Quote: You're very boring... Tits or STFU No kidding. And 'she' is always on the way to the mall it seems. There hasn't been a good mall mass-shooting in weeks. Here's hoping... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#406482 - 03/12/09 04:58 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Alpha Bitch Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 03/09/09 Posts: 20 Loc: bicoastal	You're very boring... Lance, who's the bald dummy with you? Are you a ventriloquist? He's kinda cute actually. XOXO Alpha Bitch _________________________ Kindness is just love with its work boots on. Fuck with me and my boot will be up your ass.
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#406483 - 03/12/09 05:48 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	Quote: Lance, who's the bald dummy with you? Are you a ventriloquist? He's kinda cute actually. XOXO Fuckin eh he is... and you don't qualify until you prove you aren't a Bangkok tranny. _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#406484 - 03/12/09 06:21 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Y~T Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/01/08 Posts: 71 Loc: Fishing for whores with Vicodi...	A pair of used sweatpants from Windsock
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#406485 - 03/12/09 06:58 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Looks like Lance just totally pwned Alpha Bits Soup. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#406486 - 03/12/09 07:11 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Alpha Bits.......bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#406487 - 03/12/09 08:31 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Anonymous Unregistered	I know after my 1000....I got a cookie! and heres yours!!!
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#406488 - 03/13/09 07:55 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Bill Hicks Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 717 Loc: Off the mortal coil	Quote: A date with me and my strap-on. Off to the mall now. XOXO Alpha Bitch You're boring and patently unfunny. Die.
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#406489 - 03/13/09 08:04 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
butterman AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/16/06 Posts: 467 Loc: Yankee Stadium	Quote: Now that I've successfully reached this milestone and wasted a good portion of my life here. What do I get out of it? Personally I want to have Gia feed me grapes while Holly tickles my balls. Sadly I'm a realist so I'll settle for a picture of morning being fellated by Arthur / Kate / Olinka, or password to Covermyface.com A night with your dreamgirl !
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#406490 - 03/13/09 04:42 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	^^ Ava Rose? _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#406491 - 03/13/09 04:49 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	fanboi hate to follow... in 4 . 3 . 2 . . _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#406492 - 03/13/09 07:16 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	Ava could have me for a night big ass or not... _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#406493 - 03/16/09 12:36 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	You win what everybody who crosses the 1000 post threshold wins -- a heap big pile of shame you must shoulder for the rest of your days. Enjoy it, kiddo. _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#406494 - 03/16/09 12:44 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	Of all the shameful things in my life, this doesn't rank very high. _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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#406495 - 03/20/09 12:06 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Big Red AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 02/17/09 Posts: 469 Loc: In the Slums of Jersey	Congrats Lance Hows Everything? _________________________ "After all is said and done, more is said than done."
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#406496 - 03/20/09 05:46 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
lance69 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 02/18/05 Posts: 1138 Loc: British Colombia	OutfuckinStanding Red. Just waiting to get to Phoenix now. You find out if your going? Doing a scene for Fuzebox while there to with a little hottie. You should come gimme pointers. _________________________ Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.
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