I'm always calm, my friend, but the implication that I'm somehow being cheap with performers rubs me the wrong way. I don't want to be rubbed by you in any way.

Perhaps this press release celebrating the 500th update for www.loadmymouth.com will help clarify things.

Braincash Serves Up 500th Helping of LoadMyMouth.com
by Darklady

MONTREAL, CANADA -- Performer/producer Brandon Iron is a man who takes his work seriously. Very seriously. So seriously that his popular BrainCash website, LoadMyMouth.com, has been getting updated three times a week, every week, for slightly less than two years. It doesn't take George Gallup to figure out that's a lot of updates featuring a lot of cumshots, a lot of cum and a lot of loaded mouths.

Most of those mouths have been attached to charmingly fresh-to-the-industry performers eager to not merely demonstrate their mad oral skills, lack of a gag reflex and abundance of love for spunk – but also tell Iron the stories of their lives.

Although the ultimate goal of www.LoadMyMouth.com is for Iron to leave a protein deposit upon the tongues of his eager co-stars, a diverse array of sexual behavior takes place prior to that magic moment.

BrainCash.com is proud to announce that on Wednesday, March 11th there will have been 500 such moments, with the fifth century load being graciously accepted by deliciously experienced industry veteran Tory Lane.

In order to promote Lane's upcoming taste treat experience, BrainCash is offering a $50 per-sign-up reward -- even on trial memberships – during the day of the 500th episode's launch.

BrainCash.com project manager Pat L. is familiar with all three of Iron's cum covered affiliate websites, including www.SpermCocktail.com and www.CoverMyFace.com, and is thrilled by the association.

“Ask anyone who has ever promoted any of the three Brandon Iron sites we have on the network and they'll tell you how well it has done for them. It's no surprise that month after month since his sites have been available for promotion, they sit on top of our best converting site's Top Ten,” he points out. “Conversion is low and as regular as a Swiss watch. It's a sure bet.”

Those who want to learn more about a “sure bet” in an uncertain economy are encouraged to visit www.BrainCash.com for more information.

Theresa "Darklady" Reed is Editor at YNOT.com, a HuffingtonPost.com and OpEdNews.com blogger, a member of the Free Speech Coalition board of directors, adult industry liaison for the Woodhull Freedom Foundation and has nearly two decades of experience covering adult entertainment, internet technology, and alternative sexuality beats online, in print, and via traditional and web radio. Learn more at www.Darklady.com and follow her via twitter.com/TheDarklady