i was gonna let sleeping dogs lie but Tyla is fucking disgusting. i recall a BTS where she's wearing a baseball hat with no makeup (just when you thought she couldn't look any more like her brother) and she's picking her nose, totally oblivious. we can all have a good laugh about the usual BI craigslist catch, he backpeddles, we move on, but c'mon. there are limits. johnny knoxville and steve-o never did a poison drinking episode.

it becomes more clear each day that its never been about sex for brandon- feeding a vampiric sex addiction with 'any cunt in the storm.' no, this man is about danger- "how low can I go and not die the same day." his recent brush with atlanta swamp snatch raised the theory, and this latest dvd company un-hireable from five years ago seals it up. if you're gonna do danger sex at least break the fourth wall and make it entertaining, think bear grylls- confident but with a tinge of fear. look back at the camera and shrug your shoulders now and then.