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ADT's M Lyons launches new web site

M Lyons, mod on ADT, has launched his new web site. Called M Lyons' Light Theories, the 55-year-old is eager to 'excite' people with his theories of porn light.

Speaking from his one bedroom apartment, Lyons said: "I am eager to 'excite' people with my theories of porn light."

So far www.lighttheories.biz has managed to notch up no less than an amazing 2 hits in the space for only one week. Credit where credit is du




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