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#406009 - 03/10/09 04:45 AM Well the Big Janine News came out today
Smelly Monkey Offline
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She said a while back she was going to release some stuff that was going to blow people's minds, well she just said what it is on stern, she did a transgender person (??) called vanity. Being im not really into porn anymore (who knows why?) I guess its sorta news? eh. She's releasing it on her site to raise money while in jail and hopes it won't be used against her when she files for child custody when she gets out.Good luck with that.

Guess which one is the real woman
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#406010 - 03/10/09 10:35 AM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
freestylah Offline
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Vanity? I've heard of her; I think she did a lot scenes.
Christian? Any thoughts or recollections?
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#406011 - 03/10/09 01:29 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
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So she had sex with a man who has breast implants. Big deal.
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#406012 - 03/10/09 01:39 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
Smelly Monkey Offline
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So she had sex with a man who has breast implants. Big deal.




I felt the same way, I was hoping it was someone like ron jeremy or the minion, or someone equally disgustingly fat and ugly.
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#406013 - 03/10/09 01:44 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
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Ohh for fucks sake...
I had high expectations on this one. Like maybe it would be Bill Clinton in a Nixon mask firing a potato gun up her ass while she spits fire in Gene Simmons face paint, or some shit.

Sucks.

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#406014 - 03/10/09 02:18 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Is some tranny no one has ever heard of the "giant blockbuster" scene that Janine's been bragging about? Or is it something/someone else?

Just seems anti-climactic.
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#406015 - 03/10/09 02:22 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
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Hi stevie..
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#406016 - 03/10/09 02:36 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
I thought you were dead?
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#406017 - 03/10/09 03:13 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
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I thought you were relevant.


No that's not true.
I lied... bahahahaaa


Tell us a Mary Scary story.. that's always fun and how cool are you?. heh
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#406018 - 03/10/09 04:24 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
Soopergrizz Offline
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Not to pile on, I prefer the stories about his days as arts reporter for his school newspaper. Well played Jimmy Olsen.

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#406019 - 03/11/09 02:42 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
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But I'm sure folks at ADT are celebrating.
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#406020 - 03/11/09 04:43 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
Stevie Why Offline
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Wow, only on XPT can you be ribbed for "relevance" by a guy who fakes his "death" as its the only time people might talk about him.


Considering "The O'Reilly Factor" replayed my story a few weeks ago (from almost four years ago), someone out there still finds it relevant for some stupid reason.
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#406021 - 03/11/09 05:08 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Congratulations Jimmy Olsen, you helped write a student newspaper at a state school. Snort.


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#406022 - 03/11/09 05:24 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
Willie D Offline

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#406023 - 03/11/09 05:28 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
LouCypher Offline
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heh Grizz...

I had nothing to do with "my death" Stevie.
I was a victim. Kinda like the times when Mary ran outta "feminine Hygiene products" and you filled the void.

The difference is I don't go around bragging about it. lol

See how it is, meat?
And yes.. only at XPT and only here in The Cage, victim.
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#406024 - 03/11/09 05:59 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
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Registered: 11/27/07
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She's got a clown


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#406025 - 03/11/09 06:13 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
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Willie had it covered years ago. She should have recognized.
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#406026 - 03/11/09 06:32 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Victim of what Lou? Your shitty "insults" about red heads (which I heard better ones when I was in third grade)?


Wow Grizz, posting a cover from the SDSU Koala from four years ago...to prove what point? I don't even know where you dug that up so you must be googling my ass quite a bit. Are you still butt hurt because I pointed out Max Hardcore was a fucking idiot with his lawyers and is now rotting away in prison because of it?


(And for the record thats SDSU; I started that paper as a spin-off from UCSD and they're going pretty strong after five years and continue to make the news. Considering my artwork has a print run of 15 to 20,000 issues *monthly*, if that makes me "Jimmy Olson" so fucking be it.)
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#406027 - 03/11/09 06:34 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
cqd Offline
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Did you make the drawing that was posted? I can't tell what the circled part says, my eyesight sucks.
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#406028 - 03/11/09 06:40 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
Willie D Offline

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Willie had it covered years ago. She should have recognized.


Do you mean this?


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#406029 - 03/11/09 06:51 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
Stevie Why Offline
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Yeah, I did that along with a bunch of different covers over the last five years. I usually tried to hide my name in different places.

I've got no fucking clue how to even save a single JPG from a PDF (me=interweb newb), but that cover was one of my lesser favorites.

This was probably one of my more favorite from recent times, ridiculing the idiot FA-18 pilots and Marines that crashed in San Diego a few months back.
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#406030 - 03/11/09 06:58 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
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That really sucked and I would love to beat you to death because, well, you deserve it.

Thats not a shot at you Stevie. Thats a for real honest
reaction to the shit sucking absolute failbot you are.
I really would like to sand wedge your face in and I mean that in the most non threatening, honest way I can say it.
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#406031 - 03/11/09 07:48 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
RenfieldGyps Offline
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wow that was the big news, big fucking deal....Bella did Vanity too, this is Vanity:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM_04Cyc2HU
She/He is very pretty IMO but small dick.

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#406032 - 03/11/09 08:05 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
taint1974 Offline
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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wow that was the big news, big fucking deal....Bella did Vanity too,



And Jessica Darlin did her before that.

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#406033 - 03/11/09 09:04 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
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this is Vanity:






My heat will rock you....



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#406034 - 03/11/09 09:52 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
You are an idiot Stevie.

Why don't you start a blog?

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#406035 - 03/12/09 02:26 AM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Now when I see frutystevie's post all I can think of is blah, blah, blah, blah. You only matter to yourself fritysteve. Make like horse shit and hit the trail.
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#406036 - 03/12/09 10:59 AM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
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Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Yeah, I did that along with a bunch of different covers over the last five years. I usually tried to hide my name in different places.

I've got no fucking clue how to even save a single JPG from a PDF (me=interweb newb), but that cover was one of my lesser favorites.

This was probably one of my more favorite from recent times, ridiculing the idiot FA-18 pilots and Marines that crashed in San Diego a few months back.




You are one of those idiots that confuses being offensive with being funny. Crude humor is funny. But being crude for crude's sake is not.

You are not funny. You are just a douche bag.
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#406037 - 03/12/09 11:06 AM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
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Registered: 04/19/04
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I thought maybe it would involve Cheyanne silver's dog
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#406038 - 03/12/09 09:14 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
Quote:

Quote:

wow that was the big news, big fucking deal....Bella did Vanity too,



And Jessica Darlin did her before that.




I didn't know Jessica Darling did ligers.

Learn something new every day.
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#406039 - 03/12/09 11:03 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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She/He is very pretty IMO but small dick.





Probably a benefit for a tranny or the reason to become one.
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#406040 - 07/14/09 07:50 AM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
She's out of jail now.....
[from AVN.com]
Janine Lindemulder Out of Prison

Adult performer freed today, will live in Hollywood halfway house
By Edward Duncan
07/13/2009

LOS ANGELES—Adult performer Janine Lindemulder, sentenced to prison for tax evasion, has been released some two months early, AVN.com learned Monday.

Longtime friend, world-renowned Penthouse photographer and filmmaker Earl Miller, who runs her website FreeJanine.com, confirmed that Lindemulder was being picked up in Victorville, Calif., by her son, and driving to a halfway house in Hollywood where she'll serve out the remainder of her sentence.

Miller assumed part of the reason for the early release stemmed from good behavior, but was unable to confirm it.

"I know they cut two months off," he told AVN.com. "But communicating with her in prison hasn't been the easiest thing; they really monitor and censor all letters and emails so I don't know exactly what's gone through." Miller said his main job has been running the FreeJanine site, launched as she headed into prison.

"It's doing very well," Miller said. "Her initial interview with Howard Stern back in March resulted in a huge number of joins. Once of the scenes we shot was hardcore, with Vaniity, the transsexual performer. We got her on Howard to promote the site in June, and once again there was a great response."

In a March AVN.com interview Lindemulder said she was heading into prison with a positive attitude, focusing on her mental and physical health.

Lindemulder could not be reached at the time of this story.


Whew that was exhausting. Don't know how Gene Ross does that all day LOL



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#406041 - 07/14/09 07:14 PM Re: Well the Big Janine News came out today
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
The countdown for her release's still live on the website. At least some try to improve the image of the industry. Regarding Vanity, there's a video where he/she/it talks about future plans. It's at 01:05. To leave porn to grow as an artist, act and rap. Good luck getting acceptance from the rapping world and its open-minded consumers.

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