fuck you lance, after all the jager at the pool with those rad little cups how the fuck am i gonna remember who I drunk dialed. That's why its called drunk dialing!!!

But this really is the president of earth, if you doubt me, go into Lexi's Room right now and I'll go put my head in and then you can kick rocks cuz you'll know its really me motherfucker.

See if I buy you shots at the forum!!!! (or if I put it on Maurices tab lol)