Japs are fucking crazy...either that, or the 2 A-bombs we dropped did more damage than we realized at the molecular/genetic level.


Make sure you fast forward to around 12:30 and the "Funnel" scene...is this some new Asian form of infertility treatment for Barren women? I mean, the girl seems so fucking happy, it is the only way you can get through watching a fucking travesty like this scene, is to just zero in on her smiling and giggling and say to yourself over and over again..."Hey, she looks happy?"

Truman shoulda dropped 15 more of those firecrackers back in 1945...fuckin' nips

JM Products has convened an "Owensmouth Ave" APB to discuss this clip. At least, I hope they did.

I nominate Randi Wright for the first "Creampie Insemination Bukkake."

Best laugh I've had so far today. My housekeeper just about

I find this oddly appealing, although it may have been better if they would've started with the funnel from the start.

WOW, and I thought American chicks had the ability to be complete toilet-licking whores?

I'm around the 2:30 mark right now, and I'm thinking to myself (out loud)...

Plesae tell me there's a big cocktail glass to catch the spooge dribbling from her asscrack, so she can chug it down.

Then somewhere around the 6:10 mark, I'm thinking...

God, please tell me some sick Jap son'va'bitch is going to stick his dick in that venus fly trap that is her cunt.

Wow, what a fucking pig she is. Imagine showing this to the child that was (could be?) conceived this way?

And lastly, I'm thinking to myself around the 13:06 mark...

WHAT THE FUCK!? No, no, NO, NO...

I approach clicking on any links at XPT the same way I approach swimming. I don't do it until at least two hours after I've eaten.

I thought that the video was rather compelling.

Looks like art to me. All whores should act that happy to be used.

Why act? What else are they good for? Accept the truth.