This is mainly for the new users who want to get a quick run down on what the most established users are like. Here we go.

smartt: He is the fat, ugly brazilian guy on the board, who likes to post pictures of his penis, ugly brazilian women (some of which weren't born that way).


pussypower: He is the lame englishmen who can have stretches where his post are unbearable and repetitive, like when he posted 4 posts within hours of each other all on the same subject which happened to be how his star ratings went from 3 to 1 and then back to 2 again, fascinating, ground breaking stuff, he has also done the same on a adt mod called m lyons, no matter where you look on the board you are bound to come across at least 4 posts on the matter.


smiling arab: Funny guy , who posts fresh original stuff, a treat for those who enjoy the cynical view on porn.


zenman: King of the thread move, rarely posts but you always feel his presence and if you don't watch your back he can strike and when he does you wake up feeling sore in places you would least like to feel sore in.


jrv: also a fan of the thread move but not to the extend of zenman. A friendly version have you.

kami: pornstar kami andrews, funny but very sensitive something she aware of. As long as the ego stroking is in full effect everything will be cool

mr poo: bald guy who runs errands for very little money and professional monkey hunter, he keeps kami locked in a cage and posts here every now and then when he isn't busy beating women on the site he does stuff for (what exactly, im not sure) meat holes.


jeff steward: owner of jm productions and is in charge of the site.

tony mallice: runs the ship and puts up with all the crap jeff tries to avoid. Like people complaining about certain users (most of the time me) and does all the little things that makes us all warm and tingly inside.


sammura: goddess, hood rat, catfood and corn chips. possibly the most disgusting woman god has ever created, she hates everyone and everything and her main targets are monkey, smartt and chico.


cleetus vandamme/ fester: funny guy(s) , liked by all except sammura.


chico: the latino heart throb of the board and the guy who makes monkey's penis go from soft to something else. Funny guy, easy to stir up, likes wrestling, hating sammura, metal and porn.

have2cit : crazy redneck who i don't know a great deal about, but has his place on the board.


Brandon_Iron: yes that brandon irons, porn guy. He takes the shameless plugs to a whole new level on this board, he even manages to get shameless plugs in between insults he throws at his own xxxporntalk stalker in monsier. Its something to see.

kyoto: new guy who hates smartt and who smartt hates in return, funny , part time poster.

melissa_lauren : new blonde porn chick to the board, funny and out there, too much women for doron d who she let does nasty things to her, well as nasty as one can get with a 1 inch penis and a baseball bat.

Rob Longshot: long time poster and male porn star, he is starting to go down the road of brandon irons though, tending to use the board for shameless plugs only although he has assured me he hasn't.

Thats all i can think of for now, if i forgot anyone then post more and in the future i won't. Love monkey.