I think she'd LIKE to have that, but we all know the reality is that the only retired whore is a dead one.

Seriously, I think the plan was to marry rich & build a $500,000 home somewhere in the woods of Whitley or Kosciusko County, IN. She was going to invest half into the home, because one comment that sticks in my head (regarding her chimney smokeing) was "I'll be damned if someone is going to tell me that I can't smoke in a house that I paid half for".

She's addicted to the cancer sticks, but she doesn't do any drugs that I'm aware of. She drinks like the best of them though, which is one of the things I actually dig in a chick.