My friend, there is nothing -- NOTHING -- that you can say to me, either on an internet message board or to my face, that will stop me from enjoying the hot, wet, willing mouths that I am so happily addicted to.

A man who receives oral sex is not an angry man.

A man who gets to sample toes, feet, mouths, asses, and pussies in a non-stop whore buffet is not a bitter man.

He is a man who knows what he wants and chases it.

He is a man with vision, with purpose, and with a heavy ballsack. His seed is spread far and wide, much like the gaps in your employment history.