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#405320 - 03/08/09 12:09 PM
Re: Tori Lane
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Times must be tough indeed, for Tori to do loadmymouth.com.
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#405321 - 03/08/09 12:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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^^ That's exactly what ran across my mind, H2C. Tory's pushing almost 5 years in smut now, but she still gets my cock hard.
Although, the mere thought also presented itself to me that even Brandon couldn't honor the professional code of porn that is holding his nut. Fucking her insane asshole was probably too much, therefore he blew his load all over her round rump.
But when you're the director, you que your own moneyshot, no?
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#405323 - 03/08/09 07:17 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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According to those blog pictures it looked more like loadonmyass than loadmymouth. 
Yes, I was as upset as you when Tory decided to fuck during a blowjob. I'm sorry I was no match for her hot ass that it made me cum too quickly. The frame grabs at the blog shows you she eats the load off her cheek. Mission accomplished. If I offended any unwritten rules of yours about cum having to be dumped directly into a mouth, I apologize.
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#405324 - 03/08/09 07:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
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What I really want to know is what her ass tastes like.... give details please. 
It was a rose, a dirty rose.....a velvety, dirty rose staring abyss-like into my eye. It challenged me to a dual so I pushed her pride aside with my tongue as I burrowed for gold.....and found it.
I was allowed to worship at that anal altar for several life-changing minutes. It was truffle-like in both taste and smell with earthy undertones.
Sniffing her sphincter was much like staying at the finest suite at the Bellagio: comfortable and inviting.
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#405325 - 03/08/09 07:24 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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I know some people don't like Tory's overacting, but it does it for me. Good stuff.
I think she is just a wild, possessed Devil child. She has a lot of spunk.....even before she shows up on set.
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#405326 - 03/08/09 07:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Times must be tough indeed, for Tori to do loadmymouth.com.
No, it has taken me this long to save up for this scene. To put it in terms you'll understand, it's like finally being able to afford two-ply bathroom tissue. Sure, other stuff does the job but it's so much better with higher-quality material.
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#405328 - 03/08/09 08:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Going on five years for Tory, and I will never stop enjoying her scenes. I've seen her perform in person many times when we've been on the same set, and that is one girl who is a non-stop powerhouse all through out and with smooth swiftly moving transitions. She just glides through all the moves at record speed like they were built for her.
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#405330 - 03/09/09 01:42 AM
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Registered: 07/05/05
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Times must be tough indeed, for Tori to do loadmymouth.com.
No, it has taken me this long to save up for this scene. To put it in terms you'll understand, it's like finally being able to afford two-ply bathroom tissue. Sure, other stuff does the job but it's so much better with higher-quality material.
first of all, don't believe this horseshit for a minute. if you think brandon is struggling evidently you don't know how good a program braincash is. don't forget brandon's production costs are about 100 bucks above 0 most of the time.
perusing over loadmymouth i was struck by how many great girls are on there. don't get me wrong, there are at least 150 throwaway's, but damn kimberly franklin, courtney cumms, bree olson, roxy deville, kimberly kane, and many many more. i was pretty impressed.
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#405331 - 03/09/09 07:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I'll let you two reread my statement. No, it's Tori on who the hard times have obviously fallen. Risking infection for mere $100.
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#405332 - 03/09/09 09:07 AM
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She's a good whore.
If I ever had notions to be a male porn whore, she'd be first on my list of holes to sink my dick in.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#405334 - 03/09/09 11:54 AM
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She's a good whore.
If I ever had notions to be a male porn whore, she'd be first on my list of holes to sink my dick in.
Eric and Nugent, you both must start thinking like have2cit. Forget your baser urges. Worry, worry, worry. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. The whipped cream topping on your angst should be a needling, pinprick anger watching men receive blowjobs. A cherry called "Yeah, but you had to pay for all that wonderful head....loser!" will top off your madness as you slide down the cliff towards loneliness, despair, and depression.
I have long held that my videos are educational tools to be used as marital aids. I sacrificed my purity so that I could explore various perversions.
I have fulfilled all my fantasies now that I have been inside Tory's piehole and, sadly, have given up the game.
Thanks for everything. As Edward R. Murrow would say, "Good night and good luck."
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#405335 - 03/09/09 12:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Don't get your panties in a twist there little man. Tori is a great performer I was just surprised to see her on your site. She usually does only top end stuff and we all know you don't wash that hairy chair.
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#405336 - 03/09/09 12:22 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
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I love how someone can equate sucking and fucking randoms for cash in any way, as "top end stuff".
maybe shes just come to terms with what she truly is . ?
kudos to her
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#405338 - 03/09/09 01:35 PM
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#405339 - 03/09/09 05:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I know if I was making top $$$ doing studio work...
Like that day will ever come. You, sir, are the blowhardiest of the blowhards. You just sit back and don't get too ambitious, ok? You will never, ever make top $$$.....mainly because you don't even know the word "money." Instead, you use the dollar sign to communicate, much like an illiterate person will sign their name using only the letter "X." You think XXX movies are directed by 3 different people.
In short, you are an idiot.
Signed,
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#405342 - 03/09/09 06:25 PM
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That last post lacked the wit and sarcasm we have all come to know and love from you. I didn't hurt your feelings did I?.
Please do check back and see if I did. We'll let you know, pornbot.
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#405344 - 03/09/09 06:47 PM
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Ohh this is awkward..
I did hurt your feelings.
In your own forum...
I'm not even sure what to say d00d.
Maybe you can rhyme your way outta this because I just don't do retreat.
Maybe call me LowCeiling or GooSyphon. That might be funny?.
Your go.
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#405345 - 03/09/09 06:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It is now 6:47pm. I am washing the covers that drape the www.loadmymouth.com loveseat. At 7:00pm each night I try to become more intelligent by watching Jeopardy. I will then get stoned and watch Intervention before having a cocksucker come over at 10pm. After that, my time is spent languishing in self-pity for approximately 2 hours. The news...the Tonight Show....a documentary....falling asleep on the couch.
My itinerary is completely full.
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#405346 - 03/09/09 06:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Was she getting paid, Brandon? You act as if SHE was going to turn down work in the current economic climate?
OR, was this a personal visit to swap some STD's between you & the petri dish that is her Shar Pei'd piss flaps?
BTW, Alex Trebek is a Canuck, eh? Motherfucker's almost 70y/o, too!
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#405347 - 03/09/09 07:37 PM
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Ignore lil man Eric... He's admittedly blazed outta his circus freak midget head Right About Now and won't be availble for comment.
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#405352 - 03/10/09 05:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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The same couch you shoot scenes on? 
Of course Gia, you know that hairy chair was solely responsible for the MRSA breakout in the valley. I know it's a "sore spot" with him, but it sometimes seems like he goes out of his way to infect them. 
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#405357 - 03/10/09 10:31 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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My friend, there is nothing -- NOTHING -- that you can say to me, either on an internet message board or to my face, that will stop me from enjoying the hot, wet, willing mouths that I am so happily addicted to.
A man who receives oral sex is not an angry man.
A man who gets to sample toes, feet, mouths, asses, and pussies in a non-stop whore buffet is not a bitter man.
He is a man who knows what he wants and chases it.
He is a man with vision, with purpose, and with a heavy ballsack. His seed is spread far and wide, much like the gaps in your employment history.
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#405360 - 03/12/09 05:07 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/16/06
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Damn... Just the simple mention of her name sends shivers... Brandon, you lucky fucking dog.
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