#501......that's my room number!!!! Gia, this is perfect! Meet me at the Denny's at Winnetka and Ventura Blvd for a quick Grand Slam before we go back for a different kind of grand slam.

If you choose to stay the night (and I hope you do), I get a complimentary copy of USA Today at my door. I have an as-yet-unpublished Letter to the Editor voicing my concerns over the state of the economy. Christian XXX doesn't know the woes that I have seen. The sun has sunk on my Iron empire. I am rusted and busted. Thank God I have lusted.