Dearest Sarah,
I hope this note finds you well. I have just viewed Disturbia for the 23rd time despite the fact that it is a bad rip off of the 80's classic Fright Night (with Dave Morse as a serial killer instead of a vampire)You however, are far more strokeworthy than Marcy from Married with children in the girlfriend role... I have jerked off so many times in the past two days that the last time I ejaculated a string with a note at the end which read "poof"..

...(which much to my dismay I had to remove manually like the magic rope of hankies?..but in my urethra.. ) So I was wondering, if you happen to be free this weekend? I would purchase the finest cognac available in the Orlando area and draw a hot bath for you. After I carefully exfoliate you I would feed you strawberries dipped in chocolate I will melt myself. Then I would drink your bathwater,every drop Sarah. Then after I urinate we will be making the sweetest love...

It will be all cunninglingus and vag penetration and I would NOT promise to pullout and then surprize creampie you like alot of guys would. I also pledge to leave your anus unmolested(unless you say otherwise, in which case I would not only be gentle,but also use Eros(tm)because Astroglide(tm)can be tacky)So Sarah please call before I jerk my dick completely out of my groin,I have been locked in my room so long my son has filed a missing persons report

Her parents would disown her if she did a negro. Im sure it would hurt her career. This lady looks like an older version of her and shes hitched to a black lad, she might be a more realistic jerk off fantasy woman.

Aw Dad! You never wanna let me have any fun!!! Besides there is no doubt in my mind that doing A BLACK MAN would be far less damaging than doing Disturbia 2.