Dearest Sarah,
I hope this note finds you well. I have just viewed Disturbia for the 23rd time despite the fact that it is a bad rip off of the 80's classic Fright Night (with Dave Morse as a serial killer instead of a vampire)You however, are far more strokeworthy than Marcy from Married with children in the girlfriend role... I have jerked off so many times in the past two days that the last time I ejaculated a string with a note at the end which read "poof"..