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#40450 - 07/24/04 03:29 PM Star Wars ROTS!
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#40451 - 07/24/04 03:32 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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What is that from? One of the books?
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#40452 - 07/24/04 03:35 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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No.

It´s the fucking OFFICIAL TITLE of Episode III.

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#40453 - 07/24/04 03:52 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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Maybe Darth Maul had a clone , which would be cool because I liked that character. Actually I like the Sith- the bad guys at least have a little flavor- the good guys are so vanilla.
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#40454 - 07/25/04 08:29 AM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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This is got to be the best one. The Jedi get wiped out and a grown Boba Feet make a great film.
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#40455 - 07/25/04 08:39 AM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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other than the stormtroopers there will be no grown Boba Fett... this is only like 3 yrs after AOTC, Fett would be like 13.

But, it will have Palpataine vs Yoda... and well... the Emp with a lightsaber... thats worth the price of admission alone. (i was always a bigger fan of the Dark Side... go figure)
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#40456 - 07/25/04 08:58 AM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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You sure about that Rob? I thought the timelime was further apart,just like Episode I and II. Those were ten years apart. The Dark Side rules. Should I bring back my old Darth Maul avatar I was using 8 months ago?
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#40457 - 07/25/04 09:15 AM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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nope, i am an uber star wars geek....

from the official site:
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About Episode III
After three long years of relentless fighting, the Clone Wars are nearly at an end. The Jedi Council dispatches Obi-Wan Kenobi to bring General Grievous, the deadly leader of the Separatist droid army, to justice. Meanwhile, back on Coruscant, Chancellor Palpatine has grown in power. His sweeping political changes transform the war-weary Republic into the mighty Galactic Empire. To his closest ally, Anakin Skywalker, he reveals the true nature of power and the promised secrets of the Force in an attempt to lure him to the dark side.




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#40458 - 07/25/04 10:01 AM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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nope, i am an uber star wars geek....



Me too,altough I havent been on the official site in awhile.
Im still trying to trackdown the blue Snagletooth action figure.Pisses me off that its out of my price range.
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#40459 - 07/25/04 12:04 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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Grand Moff Tarkin will be on it, but since Peter Cushing is dead, they´ll be using a guy in make-up. I dunno... looks AWFUL.



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#40460 - 07/25/04 12:14 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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Me too,altough I havent been on the official site in awhile.





The official site already has picture of the planet Kashyyyk (Chewie´s homeplace, first seen in the Holiday Special) AND a pic of Hayden in full Darth Vader regalia... IF YOU PAY TO SEE ´EM!





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#40461 - 07/25/04 12:20 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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The Jedi Council dispatches Obi-Wan Kenobi to bring General Grievous, the deadly leader of the Separatist droid army...




... AND a lightsaber-wielding droid...



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#40462 - 07/25/04 08:11 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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Fuck! Its still 9 months away from being released. Atleast the original trilogy comes out on DVD in Sept. Can't wait for that.
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#40463 - 07/25/04 09:14 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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I guess you all saw that pic of Scarred Anakin. Or you want me to post it here?


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#40464 - 07/25/04 09:27 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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Post it Smartt.
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#40465 - 07/25/04 09:44 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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#40466 - 07/25/04 09:48 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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#40467 - 07/25/04 10:02 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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This is going to be great.My all time favorite thou,is Empire Strikes Back. If the storytelling is as good as the special effects,it might be my new fav in the series.
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#40468 - 07/25/04 10:06 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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#40469 - 07/25/04 10:13 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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BTW, General Grievous is rumored to have FOUR arms and wield FOUR lightsabers.



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#40470 - 07/25/04 10:19 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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Why does he have lightsabers.Only Jedis and Sith are trained in them.
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#40471 - 07/25/04 10:26 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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He IS a Sith. Well, at least that´s what I think. According to the Official Site, "It`s a non-humanoid alien who likes to hunt jedi for sport", but I don´t believe this crap.

Besides, Canon-fanatics always love to talk about the Two-Sith Rule. Two-Sith Rule my ass. Darth Tyrannus is a Sith, and he was surely very much alive when Darth Maul was Darth Sidious´ sidekick.


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#40472 - 07/25/04 10:33 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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There can only be two,the master and the apprentice. If Palpatine is the master who is the apprentice? Dont say Anakin because thats later in the film.Wait..maybe I should wait till the movie comes out.
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#40473 - 07/25/04 10:36 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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I still think that the master-apprentice rule was something to fool Yoda. It makes no sense, how the fuck can TWO Sith exact revenge on, like, a gajillion Jedi?


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#40474 - 07/25/04 10:41 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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Alot of the Jedi were wiped out in Episode II,dont know how many survied. But yeah,they really need to make sure all the loose ends are tied in together because this is it.Its the last one.
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#40475 - 07/25/04 10:46 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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No, it´s not. It´s the third one. The last one was Return of the Jedi.


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#40476 - 07/25/04 10:52 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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Smarttass.
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#40477 - 07/26/04 03:29 AM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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Grevious is not a sith, he is just a machine.... Dooku is still the apprentice in this one... at least till Anikin kills him and set himself into the path of beocming palps next one....


and there can only be two sith at a time because even with two they are always trying to destroy each other... with more they become disorganized and uneffective.

Tyrannus was not a sith when Maul was around he was a Jedi... but in the years between TPM and AOTC several Jedi who were dissillusioned with the wishy washy ways of the Jedi Council left the order to seek their own paths. Dooku was one of the Lost Twenty and along the way his desire for power (not to mention his self delusion that he was doing what was truly good for the Republic... but was that really self-delusion...) caused him to fall to the Dark Side and side with Palpatine.

btw...

you got geek served.
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#40478 - 07/26/04 07:03 AM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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Thanks Rob for clearing this up. You reallly are a sci-fi dork,arent you?
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#40479 - 07/26/04 07:24 AM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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Holy crap. Well, canon or non canon, HAN SOLO SHOOTS FIRST!!!

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#40480 - 07/26/04 08:51 AM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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Sometimes I miss the old sci-fi days.


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#40481 - 07/26/04 11:12 AM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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You reallly are a sci-fi dork,arent you?




Chico, I will not admit to how many hours I waited in line to see the first Star Wars.

The mania was much worse for the first one because there hadn't been any remotely good SF since 2001 - which was and is too much for most people - and because Star Wars had no crass commercialism (no cute made-for-teddy-bear aliens).
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#40482 - 07/26/04 11:20 AM Re: Star Wars ROTS!
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The mania was much worse for the first one because there hadn't been any remotely good SF since 2001.




Hey, what about PLANET OF THE APES? It was mighty cool for its time. In fact, it still holds well and, surprise surprise, the time-travel circle is almost flawless during all five installments.

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#40483 - 07/26/04 12:58 PM Re: Planet of the Apes SUCKED!
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Planet of the Apes was OK for SF of the time, which means it sucked. Taking a mediocre story, "hiding" a few civil-rights themes Hollywood-style, and putting some of the cast in bad Ape suits does not made good SF. I paid no attention to its sequels (which might be OK for all I know).

2001 came out in the same year and would hold its own today except for the lack of the three B's that audiences expect these days (Bullets, Bombs and Bimbos). And in terms of cinematic technique I don't expect to ever see anyone attempt anything like the first 30 minutes of 2001 again.

The only reason Apes got any love at all was that 2001 was simply beyond the comprehension of most Hollywood types.
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#40484 - 07/26/04 02:19 PM Re: Planet of the Apes SUCKED!
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Meh. You´re wrong.

2001 was (and still is) a GREAT movie, but Planet of the Apes also kicks ass.



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#40485 - 07/26/04 02:55 PM Re: Planet of the Apes SUCKED!
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#40486 - 08/11/04 10:29 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS
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Here's a link to the trailer for the DVD box set:
http://images.amazon.com/media/i3d/01/star-wars-trilogy-hi.asx I've attached a picture of the DVD boxset.


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#40487 - 08/11/04 10:45 PM Re: Star Wars ROTS
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Here's a link to the trailer for the DVD box set:
http://images.amazon.com/media/i3d/01/star-wars-trilogy-hi.asx I've attached a picture of the DVD boxset.




Shit, I wasn't going to buy it but after watching that I pre-ordered off of Amazon right away.

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