For the first known time, an elected American president has bowed (at the waist even) to a foreign head of state (Saudi King Adbullah). Luckily, the very out of place Obama was stopped before trying to give the king a shine. He had awkwardly grabbed a towel from the head of a royal bodyguard for this very purpose.

Isn't it great that foreign leaders have figured out as long as they let Obama give long speeches and act like a rock star, they don't have to offer any policy concessions? Ass kissing on a personal level is all that Obama really wants.