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#404357 - 03/06/09 07:07 AM
Dirty has the final say apperently
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Am I The Great Southern Threadkill or what? (this is the part where you say yes xpt) It seems as though everytime I go into a thread and say some usual stupid shit that it ends up dying right then and there. I can only assume that this means that pretty much everything I say is highly revered, and overtly feared. That, or silence is golden and I should get the subtle fuckin' hint already. Either way, you watch, this thread will die by my post. I got 5 bucks on it. Any takers? -Keep It Dirty 
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#404360 - 03/06/09 08:37 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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haha dirty you owe pokemon five bux lol payup or conquistadors gonna fuck yo shit up lol Quote:
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Either way, you watch, this thread will die by my post. I got 5 bucks on it. Any takers?
You lose. 
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#404361 - 03/06/09 08:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Pretty: no pokemon. That is Ebichu the housekeeping hamster.
youtube.
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#404362 - 03/06/09 08:45 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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duly noted conquistador when dirty passes out tonight, ill snatch his wallet for you ok? we can go have a grand ole time on his dime  ps he gets his CDL suspended next time he reports his wallet was stolen "by a fine young lady he was merely attempting to help roadside" lol i guess that story doesnt work on the DOT when youve used it five times huh? note to dirty- contact burg about using craigslist hookers. theyre not as bad as lot lizards lol
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#404364 - 03/06/09 10:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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No, my boyfriend IS NOT a bukkake boy. I wouldn't touch one with my mother's hand and for fuck's sake I don't knoow how you did. I guess after getting chymidia and being so worked up about losing a week's worth pay, pretty much 'opens' you up to touching any disease infested object and not even be phased by it. Kudos, you ARE a fucking trooper! (SAT's score??) Thank You. Edit:: If that's the most fucked up, thing on you could find in my post about my last all nighter...You really ARE losing your touch...  I go to a rave in a few weeks, stay tooned. 
Edited by electrostatic (03/06/09 11:06 AM)
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#404369 - 03/06/09 05:28 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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Here, I'll reply to your totally transparent, desperate cry for attention. You want to be an XPT poster with a ADT pussy sewn in where your balls should be.
Fag.
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#404370 - 03/06/09 06:43 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 274
Loc: My smile invites suspicion as ...
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Are you saying it's okay to drown you in the Mississippi River?
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#404373 - 03/06/09 09:09 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Aww, but she's sooooo pretty! just look at her avatar. How can I NOT wanna get into that? I flirt with anything that's got that much bad hair and eyeliner goin' on doggie. -I am, don't worry Oh, and P. fuckin' S. I enjoy my posts too, and you know what?! as long as I'm entertained, fuck it, it's all good.
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#404374 - 03/06/09 09:14 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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aw i like blahs avatar
the girl is pretty
but blah is a dude i think, dirty
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#404375 - 03/06/09 09:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I would like more lot lizard stories.
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#404376 - 03/06/09 09:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#404380 - 03/07/09 11:49 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Make that 2 unless I'm the only one. I wanna make that black bar over her eyes run like Lot Lizards to a crack rock. -Keep It dirty
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#404382 - 03/07/09 05:55 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/06/09
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"IF DIRTY HITS BOTTOM AND EVERYTHING'S GONE!!!....."
Did you hold Seth Putnam's hand every day in the hospital while he was in his coma? Did you and Phil cry together sharing a box of Kleenex?
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#404383 - 03/09/09 10:10 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Dude, I'm a trucker. I can't hit the bottom any harder than that yo. -Keep It Dirty
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#404386 - 03/09/09 10:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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Dirty, I drove for Burlington '95-'96. It was fun for six months, I was gone after a year. All I saw was a bunch of truck stops and warehouses. Had a company Freightliner cab-over with a castrated small block, cut off at 62. Long haul as a single, started reefer but got moved to dry freight.
Any rate, I was curious if you are an owner/operator and what kind of truck you have. I used to read all about the different kinds of tractors sitting around with nothing to do.
Sometimes I think about getting back into the game, but then I remember that 4 hours breaking down pallets in an Alabama Wal-Mart warehouse in July, and having my brakes continue to freeze up because the stupid company wouldn't have the dryer fixed, ugh, you guys work too hard.
I always say, "Have a safe trip," to my customers when they leave to go back home, that's a leftover touch from truckin', and I'll say it to you, too, have a safe trip!
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#404387 - 03/10/09 12:02 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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I pushed a Pete 352 for my uncle in the '80's. Things were alot better back then.
I don't think that anybody could pay me enough to do it now.
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#404389 - 03/10/09 01:56 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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I'm driving a Kenworth T2000 & I'm runnin' reefer out the back (take that however you want to). I can't say which company I drive for, but I will say that we/they are based outta Dallas, Tx. and they are one of those "cater to/use & abuse the new student" kinda companies. In fact, they piss on us drivers so much I don't need showers at the truckstop anymore...and the lizards LOVE the scent. They say I smell like Sex Panther over the C.B. radio all the time. The pay sucks, but at least the hours are shit. Truth? I do it for one reason, and one reason only...the chicks! lol Plus, Pretty's not sick of me when I get into town. In fact, she's always happy to see me, & she kinda (HAHAHAHA, kinda!) has a thing for truckers.
How many other CDL holders on the board?
Electro- The only thing lower than a trucker is the Lizard underneath him/her. You're just gonna have to trust me on this. Oh, and yes, this thread sucks...ALMOST as much as when you say thanks for a jamba juice. You're welcome by the way.
-Keep It Dirty
Yes, we work too fuckin' hard, and yes, no one fuckin' cares unless their outta milk at the local Wal-Mart. Too much alone time. Gotta go cry into this spilt milk I should be delivering now. Peace.
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#404390 - 03/10/09 02:26 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Dirty... Ever shoved a busted chair leg up Prettys ass and run the gears? And I mean pulling reverse after you finished.
*BEEP.....BEEP....BEEP....
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#404391 - 03/10/09 02:32 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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um no
ouch lou!
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#404392 - 03/10/09 02:43 PM
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Sorry Pretty, theres the whole Bree Olsen vibe going on and it spilled over here I guess.
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#404394 - 03/10/09 02:56 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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youre awful
im gonna go ice my butt
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#404396 - 03/10/09 03:08 PM
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Dirty.. Well played sir.. Quote:
youre awful
im gonna go ice my butt
Ya, tough night. Tomorrow is another day and all, yes?
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#404397 - 03/10/09 03:34 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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hopefully a kinder gentler one lou
hopefully
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#404399 - 03/11/09 02:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Dirty, is that your truck or the company's? It's beautiful and I love the treehouse design.
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#404403 - 03/11/09 02:23 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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WOW! What a detective! I NEVER woulda guessed that someone would've gotten it! My clues were so abscure that y...yup. Rig # 9767. That's me. At least my rig is governed out at 69mph and I have "976" in my truck #. What more could I want?! Oh, and once a year, they actually GIVE us a shirt! As trucking shirts go, it's not half bad, and at least it says "our drivers always go the distance" on it. I'll post a pic later of trucker me now that my cat has escaped it's bag. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some road to chew up and spit out. Peace! -Keep It Dirty P.S. I actually know the guy that drives that truck # 5430. He's a douche. We were partners in training. Oh god the stories I've got from that. Let's just say that he thoroughly enjoys being trapped in a rig on the road with strange men on company orders for weeks at a time...ALOT! More than I did anyway lol
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#404404 - 03/11/09 07:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
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@ Blahhh Who's the whore in your avtr.?
You all are kidding right? I sure hope so.
Because it's our beloved Gia, Im assuming long ago, what year was that G?
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#404406 - 03/11/09 09:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Q: Do you know what a Peterbilt and a pair of panties have in common? A: They both have a pussy in the seat. I thought that was Gia, but I wasn't gonna say it first. I assume it was chosen for it's unflatteringness? Whatever, I think she looks HOT in it! I still wanna make that black bar over her eyes run like a trucker to a Flying J dinner buffet. -Keep It Dirty
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#404409 - 03/13/09 03:24 PM
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(yes, I'm talkin' 'bout those white semis that say Swift on 'em that are ALWAYS in your way)?
Meh, they don't bother me nearly as much as when that God guy pulls in front of you and takes his fucking time. Who does he think he is?
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#404410 - 03/14/09 05:24 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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http://www.rhapsody.com/album/panther-a-tribute-to-pantera?artistId=art.54177Hey Dirty Deadz, and the one or two other people who might give a shit. You can listen to Anal Cunt's cover of "The Great Southern Trendkill" here....all the other bands on this tribute are complete shit.
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#404411 - 03/14/09 05:56 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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I'm bangin' my head to it right now. That's the metal right there, thanks for the link homie. -Keep It Dirty 
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#404413 - 03/14/09 09:17 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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I knew it was her. She can pull off different looks... I mean check out those awesome coon eyes! They never do my makeup like that... 
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#404414 - 03/14/09 09:39 PM
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Right?! Does anyone know what the S.W.I.F.T. in Swift Transportation stands for (yes, I'm talkin' 'bout those white semis that say Swift on 'em that are ALWAYS in your way)? It stands for Sure Wish Ihada Faster Truck. How 'bout backwards? Two Fags Ina White Semi. Don't even ask me what C.R. England stands for. lol
-Keep It dirty
how about LandStar or Pilot?
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#404415 - 03/15/09 09:00 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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People Immediately Loathe Our Truckstops. Perfection Isa Lizard On Top. Haven't got anything for Landstar...yet...but I'm workin' on it. -Keep It Dirty
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#404416 - 03/15/09 09:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Dirty, do you ever travel I-75 through Ky. Is the term nanner nanner puddin' mmmm mmmm good around the 76 familiar with you ?
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#404418 - 03/15/09 10:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.
Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.
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#404419 - 03/16/09 07:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Dirty must be on the road or on a whore. I want an answer to my question.
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#404421 - 03/24/09 11:59 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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Is it safe to call in my 5 bucks yet? This thread is lookin' pretty dead, and I am the last poster...twice (that's how bad it is for me lol) now. You got my money mothafucka? -Keep It Dirty
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#404422 - 03/24/09 12:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Get on Twitter. It's the cb of 2009.
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#404425 - 03/26/09 12:35 AM
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#404426 - 03/26/09 12:41 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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I agree. -Keep It Dirty
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We ended up doing nothing and going to Jack in the Box @ 4 am... I was pisssed! We almost got into an accident but I would have died happy if I had my GODDAMN! Jamba Jewce.... There was strip club options but then we drove by "Leonardo's Dancing Cocktails" then I said dancing cocktails?! Now that! I'd pay to watch. We stopped by 711 on Melrose to get me a energy drink sLuurpie and Apu stared at my tits. I was pisssd. Bf got me a straw with a skullbrain', sooo cute! [highlight of the night: I dropped all my purse contents out in my friend's car accidentally, so my friend says "I hope you're not packin. I would be the first black guy arrested for meth possesion and I dont even do it. I'll just tell em I had a white trash hooker in my car..."] 
They do abuse you guys don't they.
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