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#404357 - 03/06/09 07:07 AM
Dirty has the final say apperently
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Am I The Great Southern Threadkill or what? (this is the part where you say yes xpt) It seems as though everytime I go into a thread and say some usual stupid shit that it ends up dying right then and there. I can only assume that this means that pretty much everything I say is highly revered, and overtly feared. That, or silence is golden and I should get the subtle fuckin' hint already. Either way, you watch, this thread will die by my post. I got 5 bucks on it. Any takers? -Keep It Dirty 
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#404360 - 03/06/09 08:37 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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haha dirty you owe pokemon five bux lol payup or conquistadors gonna fuck yo shit up lol Quote:
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Either way, you watch, this thread will die by my post. I got 5 bucks on it. Any takers?
You lose. 
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#404361 - 03/06/09 08:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Pretty: no pokemon. That is Ebichu the housekeeping hamster.
youtube.
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#404362 - 03/06/09 08:45 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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duly noted conquistador when dirty passes out tonight, ill snatch his wallet for you ok? we can go have a grand ole time on his dime  ps he gets his CDL suspended next time he reports his wallet was stolen "by a fine young lady he was merely attempting to help roadside" lol i guess that story doesnt work on the DOT when youve used it five times huh? note to dirty- contact burg about using craigslist hookers. theyre not as bad as lot lizards lol
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#404364 - 03/06/09 10:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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No, my boyfriend IS NOT a bukkake boy. I wouldn't touch one with my mother's hand and for fuck's sake I don't knoow how you did. I guess after getting chymidia and being so worked up about losing a week's worth pay, pretty much 'opens' you up to touching any disease infested object and not even be phased by it. Kudos, you ARE a fucking trooper! (SAT's score??) Thank You. Edit:: If that's the most fucked up, thing on you could find in my post about my last all nighter...You really ARE losing your touch...  I go to a rave in a few weeks, stay tooned. 
Edited by electrostatic (03/06/09 11:06 AM)
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#404369 - 03/06/09 05:28 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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Here, I'll reply to your totally transparent, desperate cry for attention. You want to be an XPT poster with a ADT pussy sewn in where your balls should be.
Fag.
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#404370 - 03/06/09 06:43 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 274
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Are you saying it's okay to drown you in the Mississippi River?
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#404373 - 03/06/09 09:09 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Aww, but she's sooooo pretty! just look at her avatar. How can I NOT wanna get into that? I flirt with anything that's got that much bad hair and eyeliner goin' on doggie. -I am, don't worry Oh, and P. fuckin' S. I enjoy my posts too, and you know what?! as long as I'm entertained, fuck it, it's all good.
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#404374 - 03/06/09 09:14 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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aw i like blahs avatar
the girl is pretty
but blah is a dude i think, dirty
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#404375 - 03/06/09 09:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I would like more lot lizard stories.
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#404376 - 03/06/09 09:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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#404380 - 03/07/09 11:49 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
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Make that 2 unless I'm the only one. I wanna make that black bar over her eyes run like Lot Lizards to a crack rock. -Keep It dirty
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#404382 - 03/07/09 05:55 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/06/09
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"IF DIRTY HITS BOTTOM AND EVERYTHING'S GONE!!!....."
Did you hold Seth Putnam's hand every day in the hospital while he was in his coma? Did you and Phil cry together sharing a box of Kleenex?
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#404383 - 03/09/09 10:10 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
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Dude, I'm a trucker. I can't hit the bottom any harder than that yo. -Keep It Dirty
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#404386 - 03/09/09 10:23 PM
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Dirty, I drove for Burlington '95-'96. It was fun for six months, I was gone after a year. All I saw was a bunch of truck stops and warehouses. Had a company Freightliner cab-over with a castrated small block, cut off at 62. Long haul as a single, started reefer but got moved to dry freight.
Any rate, I was curious if you are an owner/operator and what kind of truck you have. I used to read all about the different kinds of tractors sitting around with nothing to do.
Sometimes I think about getting back into the game, but then I remember that 4 hours breaking down pallets in an Alabama Wal-Mart warehouse in July, and having my brakes continue to freeze up because the stupid company wouldn't have the dryer fixed, ugh, you guys work too hard.
I always say, "Have a safe trip," to my customers when they leave to go back home, that's a leftover touch from truckin', and I'll say it to you, too, have a safe trip!
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#404387 - 03/10/09 12:02 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
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I pushed a Pete 352 for my uncle in the '80's. Things were alot better back then.
I don't think that anybody could pay me enough to do it now.
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#404389 - 03/10/09 01:56 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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I'm driving a Kenworth T2000 & I'm runnin' reefer out the back (take that however you want to). I can't say which company I drive for, but I will say that we/they are based outta Dallas, Tx. and they are one of those "cater to/use & abuse the new student" kinda companies. In fact, they piss on us drivers so much I don't need showers at the truckstop anymore...and the lizards LOVE the scent. They say I smell like Sex Panther over the C.B. radio all the time. The pay sucks, but at least the hours are shit. Truth? I do it for one reason, and one reason only...the chicks! lol Plus, Pretty's not sick of me when I get into town. In fact, she's always happy to see me, & she kinda (HAHAHAHA, kinda!) has a thing for truckers.
How many other CDL holders on the board?
Electro- The only thing lower than a trucker is the Lizard underneath him/her. You're just gonna have to trust me on this. Oh, and yes, this thread sucks...ALMOST as much as when you say thanks for a jamba juice. You're welcome by the way.
-Keep It Dirty
Yes, we work too fuckin' hard, and yes, no one fuckin' cares unless their outta milk at the local Wal-Mart. Too much alone time. Gotta go cry into this spilt milk I should be delivering now. Peace.
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#404390 - 03/10/09 02:26 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Dirty... Ever shoved a busted chair leg up Prettys ass and run the gears? And I mean pulling reverse after you finished.
*BEEP.....BEEP....BEEP....
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#404391 - 03/10/09 02:32 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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um no
ouch lou!
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#404392 - 03/10/09 02:43 PM
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Sorry Pretty, theres the whole Bree Olsen vibe going on and it spilled over here I guess.
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#404394 - 03/10/09 02:56 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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youre awful
im gonna go ice my butt
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#404396 - 03/10/09 03:08 PM
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Dirty.. Well played sir.. Quote:
youre awful
im gonna go ice my butt
Ya, tough night. Tomorrow is another day and all, yes?
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#404397 - 03/10/09 03:34 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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hopefully a kinder gentler one lou
hopefully
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#404399 - 03/11/09 02:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Dirty, is that your truck or the company's? It's beautiful and I love the treehouse design.
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#404403 - 03/11/09 02:23 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
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WOW! What a detective! I NEVER woulda guessed that someone would've gotten it! My clues were so abscure that y...yup. Rig # 9767. That's me. At least my rig is governed out at 69mph and I have "976" in my truck #. What more could I want?! Oh, and once a year, they actually GIVE us a shirt! As trucking shirts go, it's not half bad, and at least it says "our drivers always go the distance" on it. I'll post a pic later of trucker me now that my cat has escaped it's bag. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some road to chew up and spit out. Peace! -Keep It Dirty P.S. I actually know the guy that drives that truck # 5430. He's a douche. We were partners in training. Oh god the stories I've got from that. Let's just say that he thoroughly enjoys being trapped in a rig on the road with strange men on company orders for weeks at a time...ALOT! More than I did anyway lol
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#404404 - 03/11/09 07:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
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@ Blahhh Who's the whore in your avtr.?
You all are kidding right? I sure hope so.
Because it's our beloved Gia, Im assuming long ago, what year was that G?
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#404406 - 03/11/09 09:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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Q: Do you know what a Peterbilt and a pair of panties have in common? A: They both have a pussy in the seat. I thought that was Gia, but I wasn't gonna say it first. I assume it was chosen for it's unflatteringness? Whatever, I think she looks HOT in it! I still wanna make that black bar over her eyes run like a trucker to a Flying J dinner buffet. -Keep It Dirty
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We ended up doing nothing and going to Jack in the Box @ 4 am... I was pisssed! We almost got into an accident but I would have died happy if I had my GODDAMN! Jamba Jewce.... There was strip club options but then we drove by "Leonardo's Dancing Cocktails" then I said dancing cocktails?! Now that! I'd pay to watch. We stopped by 711 on Melrose to get me a energy drink sLuurpie and Apu stared at my tits. I was pisssd. Bf got me a straw with a skullbrain', sooo cute! [highlight of the night: I dropped all my purse contents out in my friend's car accidentally, so my friend says "I hope you're not packin. I would be the first black guy arrested for meth possesion and I dont even do it. I'll just tell em I had a white trash hooker in my car..."] 
They do abuse you guys don't they.
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