"The people arrested have ranged from heroin addicts to suburban soccer moms, a former reality TV star and ..."

Few things:
1. What is a reality TV 'star'? How is it possible to be a star in such brilliant productions?
2. Ahh, heroin addicts! Great bang for a buck.
3. Soccer moms??? Overweight women, who drag their asses (and spawn) around in SUVs? Hmmm.

In all, this Craigslist stuff looks promising. Will they be offering corpses soon?