.... and why does he spam so much?

I presume this is Smelly Monkey's other username.

Unless, it's M Lyons. What other idiot would question who I am? My web site, stupid, like can you use a pc!?

Love, LB.

Ah ok, I didn't think to look there. It appears from your website that you are kind of a blotchy British version of Luke Ford. Although given your apparent literary (although gay) choice of the name Lord Byron, one would assume that your forthcoming book will be at least readable.