My thesus is due next week and I have chosen Katana's o-ring as representing the classic western ideal of the perfect anus. Hairless, tight, proportionate hole-to-cheek ratio, and not overshadowed by domineering or distracting pussy lips.
I will be defending my points from 1 to 3pm in front of the doctoral committee, room 312, Xavier Hall, at UCLA next Friday. Free to the public. Refreshments will be served. As a joke, I will label one carafe "Ass Juice" but don't worry, it's just iced tea. That practical joke went over very well at the symposium on enemas last fall. Questions will be taken at the end.