Fuck, can we pull some national guard from Iraq and have them storm an oil companies offices and refineries? As soon as they come up with a car that runs on jizz, we are going to inherit the carcass of the oil industry, much like the financials and Detroit. Have President Obama take a couple boys out of sleeping bags in Afghanistan and send them do security at the governments new refineries. Then you could take the taxes off gas, since the government makes the $$ anyway.