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#404054 - 03/04/09 05:37 PM
Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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Registered: 02/23/09
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Loc: outside America
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There most be some director that you might not like. those ones that move too much the camera or that make a single scene in their movie which is a stupid gang bang at the end of a drunken party (with poor light and don't catch any angle so much that you cant see any penetration taking place) yeah those who have made us spend some money in pay per view engines.(I only Include decent people who actually pay for porn not the Broke Dicks that only watch bids of flicks on porn tube cuz they can't afford a credit card or their mummas don't let them) Leave a comment on those guys cause.............even you could make a better work than them...slay them all!!!!!
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#404055 - 03/04/09 06:28 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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This guy will give el gloryhole a run for his money.
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#404056 - 03/04/09 10:23 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/11/09
Posts: 57
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I cannot stand stoney curtis.my girlfriend,who shall remain nameless,worked for him,and she said he tryed to make her fuck him for $150,also he told her it was her fault when a guy couldn't perform.and then told her it was her job to suck his Dick and b a fluffer,after she declined only because he wasn't nice about it,he got even more pissy.also my girl's bff went home crying after he told her she was fat,and she iooks like she's a size two
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#404058 - 03/05/09 12:13 AM
Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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The worst director ever in porn was the guy who did the Pussyman movies. not sure of his name. He was some old fart, in terrible shape with a little dick and always involved himself in the scene. His shots were all extreme closeups and he would hardly every pull the camera back to give you a full body shot of the chick. I like tits just as much as the next guy, but I don't need an extreme closeup of the nipple for 2 straight minutes.
Also, the assholes on bangbus. DUDE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!! YOU ARE JUST ANNOYING!! (sorry about the caps, had to be done) Directors should not be talking during the scene. It never adds anything and it always ruins the chemistry of the performers and the intensity of the scene. Every. Fucking. Time.
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#404060 - 03/05/09 01:08 AM
Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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no youre only a shitty person if he says so on pornstarperformance.com lol Quote:
Am I a bad person because I think Stoney Curtis is hot? 
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#404061 - 03/05/09 11:09 AM
Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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I cannot stand stoney curtis.my girlfriend,who shall remain nameless,worked for him,and she said he tryed to make her fuck him for $150,also he told her it was her fault when a guy couldn't perform.and then told her it was her job to suck his Dick and b a fluffer,after she declined only because he wasn't nice about it,he got even more pissy.also my girl's bff went home crying after he told her she was fat,and she iooks like she's a size two
so this is audrianna angel, who actually did work for stoney curtis. i was supposed to do the scene, but she didn't want to work with me. lol. that makes me laugh that the dude couldn't get his dick hard for her. lol
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#404063 - 03/05/09 02:19 PM
Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Quote:
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I cannot stand stoney curtis.my girlfriend,who shall remain nameless,worked for him,and she said he tryed to make her fuck him for $150,also he told her it was her fault when a guy couldn't perform.and then told her it was her job to suck his Dick and b a fluffer,after she declined only because he wasn't nice about it,he got even more pissy.also my girl's bff went home crying after he told her she was fat,and she iooks like she's a size two
so this is audrianna angel
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#404064 - 03/05/09 03:45 PM
Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9185
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the guy who did the Pussyman movies
David Christopher. He used to act in the roughies they filmed in New York in the early 80s. I recall he played the "daddy" to Sharon Mitchell, the "daughter" in The Taming of Rebecca, which was one of the "featured films" of the Meese Commission hearings on porno.
Other annoying directors include the guy who films MILFHunter. Shit, stop talking to everyone during the scene, I don't give a rat's ass if you think the whore is hot or not. And talking to the mope is just downright gay.
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#404065 - 03/06/09 04:54 PM
Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/11/09
Posts: 57
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Haha u think u know me but u really have no idea.I'm just gonna sit back and laugh everytime I hear that I'm a "driver",pornwhore adrianna"or my new all time favorite "suitcase pimp!"
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#404066 - 03/08/09 12:44 PM
Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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I cannot stand stoney curtis.my girlfriend,who shall remain nameless,worked for him,and she said he tryed to make her fuck him for $150,also he told her it was her fault when a guy couldn't perform.and then told her it was her job to suck his Dick and b a fluffer,after she declined only because he wasn't nice about it,he got even more pissy.also my girl's bff went home crying after he told her she was fat,and she iooks like she's a size two
Disclaimer: I'm not talking about your girl here, she sounds like she was not treated well, but can I just point out one of my biggest pet peeves? I cannot stand it when a guy is having difficultly getting up, and the girl won't help him at all. I had a situation months back where a very solid performer was having an "off" day-- and the girl just sat there looking at her nails while he desperately tried to get himself up. Ladies, we all need to work together here. Give the guy a little attention, fool him into at least thinking you're mildly interested in having sex with him, and we can all finish up the scene sooner and go home. There's just no work ethic in some of these chicks. Those are the kinds of girls I will not hire again.
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#404070 - 03/08/09 04:19 PM
Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5099
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Who would be considered a talented auteur in the genre/jhondra, as opposed to one of the worst?
Perhaps categories would help:
Gonzo/Anal
All-girl
Chico Wang was annoying, I thought.
Edited by Bluecipher (03/08/09 04:22 PM)
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#404071 - 03/08/09 08:29 PM
Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Disclaimer: I'm not talking about your girl here, she sounds like she was not treated well, but can I just point out one of my biggest pet peeves? I cannot stand it when a guy is having difficultly getting up, and the girl won't help him at all. I had a situation months back where a very solid performer was having an "off" day-- and the girl just sat there looking at her nails while he desperately tried to get himself up. Ladies, we all need to work together here. Give the guy a little attention, fool him into at least thinking you're mildly interested in having sex with him, and we can all finish up the scene sooner and go home. There's just no work ethic in some of these chicks. Those are the kinds of girls I will not hire again.
Oh bullshit Holly, the guy, whoever he was, clearly couldnt have been that "solid"....not only did he have a (albeit LAZY) porn whore ready to blow him (and we all know you only hire the hottest chicks available)...but the guy ALSO had YOU in the same room, ready to direct and walk him through the debauchery.
Sure Holly was there to shoot the scene and direct, and no doubt Holly was dressed; but Fully clothed or not, Holly is boner inducing. Clearly this male performer had major erectile dysfunction.
Holly, all you had to do was just wiggle your ass a little and talk dirty to the poor bastard....just show your butt crack a little. Problem solved.
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#404073 - 03/09/09 10:24 AM
Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
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I cannot stand stoney curtis.my girlfriend,who shall remain nameless,worked for him,and she said he tryed to make her fuck him for $150,also he told her it was her fault when a guy couldn't perform.and then told her it was her job to suck his Dick and b a fluffer,after she declined only because he wasn't nice about it,he got even more pissy.also my girl's bff went home crying after he told her she was fat,and she iooks like she's a size two
Disclaimer: I'm not talking about your girl here, she sounds like she was not treated well, but can I just point out one of my biggest pet peeves? I cannot stand it when a guy is having difficultly getting up, and the girl won't help him at all. I had a situation months back where a very solid performer was having an "off" day-- and the girl just sat there looking at her nails while he desperately tried to get himself up. Ladies, we all need to work together here. Give the guy a little attention, fool him into at least thinking you're mildly interested in having sex with him, and we can all finish up the scene sooner and go home. There's just no work ethic in some of these chicks. Those are the kinds of girls I will not hire again.
I'm with you on that one. Unless the guy has told me that its easier for him to do it himself...why WOULDNT you help?? Do you really want to drag the day out for however much longer waiting or help for 5 minutes and get things rolling again?? I dont know about other girls...but I'd rather get the job done so we can all go on with our lives then sit around all day or god forbid have to cancel the scene. Every guy has a bad day,but if a little attention can turn that around for all involved...why wouldnt you help??
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#404074 - 03/09/09 12:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I figure you're already sucking his cock anyway, you may as well help out.
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#404075 - 03/09/09 01:43 PM
Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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So, porn whores will stick a dick that(if the statistics I hear are correct) has a 9/10 chance of being infected with herpes in there mouths, pussies, and maybe even their assholes. If the dick has been in there assholes they might even put it back in there mouths without cleaning it off.
But if they are asked to touch it while it is soft, they just might get grossed out by that and refuse to do it.
Dang, porn whores are weird people.
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#404079 - 03/09/09 07:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Not you darlin', the troll who replied to you above.
I'm from Deptford Township, how YOU doin'?
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#404081 - 03/10/09 08:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Cooper Hospital represent!!  (Actually, I was born @ West Jersey in Voorhees), but spent most of my life in Westville Grove (part of which was a Deptford mailing address). I miss Jersey at times, save for the traffic. I'm home from work early today, again (damn economy). Goin' go have me a cran-vodka & rub one out to Ms. Cameron Keys! 
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#404083 - 03/10/09 11:34 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 03/09/09
Posts: 20
Loc: bicoastal
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Directors? I've worked with a few who were good directors and actually seemed like they knew how to make a movie. The rest were fucking pimple faced post pubescent asshole shit for brains frat boys. Running around with their little Best Buy camcorders like they are really important Hollywood people or something. There's a couple of them at the top of my shit list who really try to impress you with their houses and sports cars... Do you really think we are impressed and give a shit? Yea I smile and play a good game. Just show me the money and lets get busy. The sooner I get your self important stink off me the better. Yea baby, of course it was good... let me turn your asshole inside out with a baseball bat so I can return the favor. Hope everyone is having a great day! I'm off to the mall now. XOXO Alpha Bitch 
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#404085 - 03/10/09 03:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Redgoat wrote: Quote:
Bicoastal, Diarreah---MySpace says she's from Los Angeles, and her home is in Boston.
Very clever.
Alpha, do you " blog" too??
Don't know if she blogs, but she sure sucks.
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#404089 - 03/10/09 06:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Ahhh, fuck him (figuratively).
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#404090 - 03/10/09 07:26 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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Hey whore, come shoot with me sometime. I'm completely unprofessional & I own a Canon XH-A1. Although, I don't think the stock lens is capable of true POV footage. 
It is if you hold it straight out at arms length. Of course that takes away from the entire pleasure experience. Personally I hate wide angle lenses.
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#404092 - 03/10/09 08:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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It is if you hold it straight out at arms length. Of course that takes away from the entire pleasure experience. Personally I hate wide angle lenses.
I agree, although new to video, I can't necessarily tolerate shooting artsy < 28mm fisheye views & shit. And like you said, shooting at arm's length & whatnot, you have to focus too much on composing the shit rather than enjoying the head...or worseyet, the fucking. I envy those who can make it work, just don't understand how they can enjoy it.
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#404094 - 03/10/09 08:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I'm glad you said "partner" and not whore.
So, who you shackin' with now that you & Alexandria aren't knocking boots anymore?
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#404096 - 03/10/09 10:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Hell with cuddling, I just wanna fuck 'em & leave 'em. 
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#404098 - 03/16/09 07:08 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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Directors who try to turn their porn into some sort of poor imitation of an art-school film. Some guys could pull it off like Michael Ninn, but then you have these goons with crazy shit all through the movie.
Prime example - Bella Loves Jenna. *shudder*
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#404100 - 03/16/09 09:15 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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Hell with cuddling, I just wanna fuck 'em & leave 'em.
Yeah well the old Cuddle Hustle always lead to humpin' anyway. "That's ok baby we'll just spoon, that's ok bably, just the tip, I'll just hold it in while I hold you, fuck lady it's in already what else are we gonna do?!"
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#404102 - 05/03/09 06:13 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/31/08
Posts: 122
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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How about the "award winning producer" (initials JM) who books girls at his apartment for go sees and then when they get there, he whips out his dick and tells them he will put them in his next feature if they suck or fuck him? Of course, he says, he already has this month's film cast but next month for sure.
None of the 6 girls I know that have gone through this have been cast in any of his films. 4 did him and 2 didn't. When I told 5 different veterans in the Biz, they all said he's been known to do this for the past 15-20 years he's been producing. Some said they couldn't believe he still did this due to the industry changes that have taken place during his career. I guess he didn't get the memo!!
The company, a well known and prominent porn company that does many popular feature films, keeps him in their employment. It's a disgrace but why be surprised. They are also one of the companies that contract the girls and take everything when the girl's contract is done. Hmmmmmm me smells a pattern of complacency from this company . . . one they should seriouly reconsider!!
My question is . . If everyone knows he does this, why is he still allowed to work? I'm told it's because he's an award winning producer. I say . . Don't send girls to him since you all know he does this. Otherwise, you're no better than he is and should be gone too!!!
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#404103 - 05/03/09 08:01 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
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My question is . . If everyone knows he does this, why is he still allowed to work?
Obviously whores keep going to him for work, so you figure it out.
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#404105 - 05/04/09 09:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Yeah, YEAH! When a true whore is told to suck dick, she doesn't ask questions.
Wait, they're not whores you say? Ahheemmmmmm.
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#404106 - 05/05/09 09:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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How about the "award winning producer" (initials JM) who books girls at his apartment for go sees and then when they get there, he whips out his dick and tells them he will put them in his next feature if they suck or fuck him? Of course, he says, he already has this month's film cast but next month for sure.
None of the 6 girls I know that have gone through this have been cast in any of his films. 4 did him and 2 didn't. When I told 5 different veterans in the Biz, they all said he's been known to do this for the past 15-20 years he's been producing. Some said they couldn't believe he still did this due to the industry changes that have taken place during his career. I guess he didn't get the memo!!
The company, a well known and prominent porn company that does many popular feature films, keeps him in their employment. It's a disgrace but why be surprised. They are also one of the companies that contract the girls and take everything when the girl's contract is done. Hmmmmmm me smells a pattern of complacency from this company . . . one they should seriouly reconsider!!
My question is . . If everyone knows he does this, why is he still allowed to work? I'm told it's because he's an award winning producer. I say . . Don't send girls to him since you all know he does this. Otherwise, you're no better than he is and should be gone too!!!
I heard the same thing about Jeff Mullen aka Smelly Monkey. Gia, any thoughts on this? 
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#404109 - 05/14/09 09:48 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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Paul Thomas acted in a bunch of great features in the 70s and even played Peter in the film version of Jesus Christ Superstar. I don't care for his work as a director as much but he's made a few good ones here and there.
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