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For one thing, it's female. For another, it's dead.

Moblem in 5, 4, 3,2....

Who's Moblem? Like that would stop Nadya Sulliman from making more cash. The aspiring Angelina Jolie would travel to Africa to cut open a dead chimpy, steal her eggs, glaze them with sperm and later get them implanted. Things she wont turn down: implants, embryos, babies in general, surgery, stranger sperm, fame, TV appearances, money, and ANYTHING! that gets her closer to "becoming" Angelina Jolie... When really she's more like an even Zmore! busted version of Angelyne... Things She WILL turn down: An interview with Oprah. She knoooows the big 'O' will rip her a new one... Tritone in 5-4-3-2-!...
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"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend