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That wack job octo-mom who just popped out 8 kids is supposed to be getting million dollar offers for photo rights and other shit. If one of you attention whores got pregnant by a chimp, you'd be an instant celeb. Tabloids would pay a fortune for the pics alone. You'd be in the history books forever. Biologists believe that humans and chimps are genetically similar enough to produce a hybrid. Only medical ethics have prevented it from happening thus far. Ethics schmethics, who gives a fuck? Someone will go for it eventually, either with a test tube or a steamy sexual encounter. The kid would be a retard, but that's not the end of the world. So, who's gonna hump on this idea? Gia!! Holly? who?

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Fuck. No. Thanks. I refuse to fuck Kojak.. But thanks anyway, Cokey. Such a thoughtful little cutie, you.