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#404032 - 03/04/09 04:30 PM
how any female could become a millionaire !!!
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That wack job octo-mom who just popped out 8 kids is supposed to be getting million dollar offers for photo rights and other shit. If one of you whores got pregnant by a chimp, you'd be an instant celeb. Tabloids would pay a fortune for the pics alone. You'd be in the history books forever. Biologists believe that humans and chimps are genetically similar enough to produce a hybrid. Only medical ethics have prevented it from happening thus far. Ethics schmethics, who gives a fuck? Someone will go for it eventually, either with a test tube or a steamy sexual encounter. The kid would be a retard, but that's not the end of the world.
So, who's gonna jump on this idea? Gia? Holly? who?
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#404033 - 03/04/09 04:51 PM
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I thought this was gonna be a post by Donny for XXXfilmjobs....
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#404036 - 03/04/09 05:35 PM
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#404037 - 03/04/09 05:54 PM
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Give that chimp an 8-ball of coke or meth and he'll get laid and the chick will probably be be way hotter than anyone wants to admit.
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#404038 - 03/04/09 06:13 PM
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You tards have used that pic at least 3 times tonight and not a single Mike Tyson pic.
Well played...
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#404045 - 03/04/09 07:59 PM
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Registered: 12/16/08
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What do you get when you cross Whoopi Goldberg and a chimp???
One UGLY fucking chimp.
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#404047 - 03/05/09 03:39 AM
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For one thing, it's female. For another, it's dead.
Moblem in 5, 4, 3,2....
Who's Moblem?  Like that would stop Nadya Sulliman from making more cash. The aspiring Angelina Jolie would travel to Africa to cut open a dead chimpy, steal her eggs, glaze them with sperm and later get them implanted. Things she wont turn down: implants, embryos, babies in general, surgery, stranger sperm, fame, TV appearances, money, and ANYTHING! that gets her closer to "becoming" Angelina Jolie... When really she's more like an even Zmore! busted version of Angelyne...  Things She WILL turn down: An interview with Oprah. She knoooows the big 'O' will rip her a new one... Tritone in 5-4-3-2-!...
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#404048 - 03/05/09 03:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Agreed she's a fame whore, but I don't get the Angelina J comparisons. I think she looks more like Janine Garafolo but with restalyne inflated lips.
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#404049 - 03/05/09 07:16 AM
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#404050 - 03/09/09 07:53 PM
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Whoremaster
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Octo-mom just bought herself a $565,000 house. Again, all you have to do is get pregnant by chimp sperm. You could even use a turkey baster. http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/09/octomom-new-house/
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#404051 - 03/09/09 07:56 PM
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That reminds me, you should change your Av back to the white ape.
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Yes, but the one before this one. Ok? 
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