My co-worker takes part of her sabbatical on an island her family owns on Lake Nipissing in Ontario.

But she won't go in June, she says the black flies are too overwhelming. She also has to jump through hoops to get her dog up there.

I'll talk to her, though. Nothing is set in stone.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

My co-worker and her SO got married in Toronto last year, after they went to the Melissa Ethridge concert. I was in Toronto in 1994, driving a semi. Funny how ya'll say that up there, semeee.

I just re-read that, and I said, "Ya'll talk funny up yonder, duh." I need to get out of Ohio.

2nd edit - I said, "I'll learn to speak properly in Texas."

3rd edit - I am going to quit arguing with myself and go to the meeting.