I'm in a hijacking mood....

If Luke Ford was still "writing" LUKE IS BACK and groping for headlines/material, he would have gleaned at least TWO Storylines (i.e. Rumor Fodder) for his Porn Industry Blog/Blahg from these Holly Quotes:

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I saw a doctor earlier this week who didn't take my health insurance, so I paid $75.

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LUKE IS BACK STORYLINE ENTRY/Rumor = "IS HOLLY RANDALL SICK, and BROKE???"

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They'd rather save homeless puppies or starving children in Africa.

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LUKE IS BACK STORYLINE ENTRY/Unfounded Controversy = "HOLLY RANDALL IS POSSIBLY A RACIST: Prioritizes young canines slightly ahead of hungry black children...Is this why we don't see much African American Porn on Holly's Website?"

Those of you who remember the good ol' days of Luke's blog will see the sarcasm/satire and laugh anyway....