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She's never around because she got sucked into the microscopic blackhole that's found at the center of her own inverted nipple.



That's awesome. This entire time I thought that the only thing she had inverted was her penis.
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"I always find it funny when chicks say that, because I hate sex but I still have it. Afterwards, I hate myself, I feel awful, dirty and sometimes cry. But it's worth it, if only to feel a little human every now and then."