Goo Girls 14
Starring Amber Peach, Kylie Kurves, Ciera Sage, Lilli White, Tyler Houston
Directed by Rodney Moore
Rodneyvision


Amber Peach - a slightly pudgy, infinitely bitchy strip mall teen, shows up at Rodney's teddybear commercial shoot wearing an actual teddy- she's kinda slow on the concept - so, instead of going through all the trouble of shooting the damn commercial, she just slobbers on Rod's rod and takes a face fulla gunk. An impressive oral display, 'specially since ya kinda hate her, which is always a good twist on facial humiliation scenes.

Christ, the aptly named Kylie Kurves has a rockin' bod. In her scene, she's poolside on a cold day. The helpful Mistah Moore loans her his sweatshirt, which has his web address on it. She asks about it, he offers to take her up to his room to show her the Rodney "Vision", and, when she gets up there, he cuts her up with an electric knife and feeds her to his turtles. Just kidding. Rod does a Chinese hooker impression (really) and then Kylie sucks him off. I think I mighta mentioned this already, but Kylie ROCKS, man. Yowza.

The very cute Ciera Sage totters around in high heels and a pink micro-mini. She's got a shelf-like ass and full, round tits, and when she's gets to Rodney's hotel room, he says, "Have you ever been in a 'Spankable Butt' contest before?" So, you know, you guess what happens next.

Lilli White - again, another aptly named sex star- is as close to an actual ghost as I've ever seen in a porn flick. A very spooky chick, and not in the good way, either. Yikes. Next, please.

Finally, this edition of girls-who-like-goo is closed with one Tyler Houston, a very short but full-bodied young 'un who shows up at Rodney's to do a little modeling for him, and I dunno, SOMEHOW, ends up with her mouth crammed full of his uncut cock. That happens a lot with that guy.

Kylie and Ciera are the stars of this un, no doubt, but besides the dead girl, this edition is well worth all the spilled goo. You'll probably end up spillin' a little yrself.