Coxxx and Soxxx 2
Starring Aveena Lee, Shawnie, Daphne Rosen, Luci Thai
NJ Films

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One of the great things about porn is that you don't need a really clever idea to get a new series cranking, you just need AN idea. Any idea at all. I have no doubt that this particular title came about simply because somebody over at NJ, probably during a 2 AM beer n' bong buzz, realized that 'cocks' and 'socks' rhymed. Shazam! Coxxx and Soxxx. Part two, even. Right on.

The title has already told ya more then you need to know, although the tagline spells it out further, if ya need it - "They're all wearing soxxx and taking big black coxxx!"

I can think of at least three jokes that would make a good punchline for. But I digress.

Caterpillar mustached macho-man Billy Blanks and his equally well-equipped pal Julian St Jox do all the grunt work in this one, as a tasty buffet of oriental and vanilla flavored 'tang wander in, clad in dollar store tube socks (er, soxxx) and little else, and things get greasy real quick. Not a whole lotta jibber-jabber in this one, as the be-socked gals have their mouths full most o' the time.

Curvy, thick-lipped Asian Lucy Thai is up first, and I tell ya, she didn't used to be so curvy, so I'm glad someone's feeding her. They must give out donuts at the NJ shoots. She wears crazy Witchiepoo-styled striped socks (I know, I lost you on that reference, but the 35 year olds among us understand) and gets vadge-slammed but good, spending a lot of time with her generous ass straight up in the air. Bitchin' scene.

Daphne Rosen is a pouty, slightly pudgy white girl with a botched tit job. Blanks doesn't care about her Frankentits, tho. He bangs the mascara right off her, 'til she looks like a sweaty, desperate raccoon. Crazy. Most improved porn tramp award goes to blonde Shawnie, she of the double-wide mouth, who used to be the size of a fuckin' bus. She obviously has NOT been eating the NJ donuts, cuz she's in better shape here then I've ever seen her, and without all that distracting jiggle, you can see what a fine fox she really is. A fine fox with a giant mouth that loves devouring cock. A highlight, this scene. Even the knee-length disco socks work for me.

Also on deck- big assed blonde Pandora Dreams, and lithe Asian Aveena Lee, who both have impressive fuck n' sucks. And they both wear weird socks. The socks I could take or leave, but the chicks in this 'un- besides the aforementioned surgical disaster- are top-notch, and the sex is lively and raunchy. Good stuff.

-Sleazegrinder