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#403316 - 03/03/09 08:05 AM What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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Ok, I'm trying to lose 20 lbs and changed my eating and drinking habits. No more beer, well maybe one a week. I met friends yesterday and ordered a vodka on the rocks.

Well I drank it like a beer and finished it in 2 minutes. What's the best drink when trying to lose weight?

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#403317 - 03/03/09 08:44 AM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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red wines supposed to not be bad for you at all i think?
and this girl at wrk told me amaretto sours are calorie free? but shes stupid so i dont know if its true or not
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#403318 - 03/03/09 08:50 AM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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There is no alcoholic beverage that is good on a diet. It's like asking which fat has the least calories? I understand your dilemma though. I'm trying to lose weight but I don't really want to give up the booze.
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#403319 - 03/03/09 08:56 AM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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Don't drink anything ! Pretend water is vodka.... I've seen this used in reverse, for use as date rape drug... Water is multipurpose... Check "Subway Alcoholic" thread...
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#403320 - 03/03/09 09:56 AM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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You could try an alcohol vaporizer. Booze you breathe. click
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#403321 - 03/03/09 10:00 AM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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whatever you normally drink with an ipecac chaser

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#403322 - 03/03/09 02:28 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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There is no alcoholic beverage that is good on a diet. It's like asking which fat has the least calories? I understand your dilemma though. I'm trying to lose weight but I don't really want to give up the booze.




Well said Zen...

I'm sure Gia will chime in at some point but I like Vodka Tonics for low cal. Remember that it's also about what you eat before and after you get your booze on that effects weight gain.
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#403323 - 03/03/09 02:33 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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Three day tequila bender, don't eat at all.

I'd do it every weekend if I wasn't alcoholic.

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#403324 - 03/03/09 02:43 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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whatever you normally drink with an ipecac chaser


Fucking genious! Why didn't I think of that... Ipecac is wayy better. Who needs booooze when you got teh 'cac.
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#403325 - 03/03/09 02:51 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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There is no alcoholic beverage that is good on a diet. It's like asking which fat has the least calories? I understand your dilemma though. I'm trying to lose weight but I don't really want to give up the booze.




Zen is right. But is vodka on the rocks ok?
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#403326 - 03/03/09 04:39 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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Straight grain alcohol.

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#403327 - 03/03/09 04:45 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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I only drink straight alcohol. Does vodka qualify as that?
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#403328 - 03/03/09 05:06 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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I only drink straight alcohol. Does vodka qualify as that?




Pretty much...40 - 50% alcohol and the rest water...unless its flavored vodka. Grain is 90 to 95% alcohol, IIRC.
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#403329 - 03/03/09 05:46 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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Everclear and Kool-Aid. Most bang for the buck. Panzer?

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Edited by charin (03/03/09 05:47 PM)
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#403330 - 03/03/09 06:01 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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Everclear and Kool-Aid. Most bang for the buck. Panzer?


Don't you mean Tritone?.. Just kiddies... I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!!! (On second thought they can make it a date... Win-win schwiiing!)
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#403331 - 03/03/09 07:15 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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I'm sure Gia will chime in at some point but I like Vodka Tonics for low cal. Remember that it's also about what you eat before and after you get your booze on that effects weight gain.




I'm a big fan of vodka and tonics (especially with the juice of half of a lime added using a lime squeezer), but tonic water is usually loaded with sugar, so it may not necessarily be ideal for weight loss depending on whose diet you are following. More info here...

Drinking pure spirits is probably your best bet -- I have been a big tequila fan lately, ever since someone introduced me to quality bottles. You don't need lemons or salt or any of that garbage if you're drinking good tequila -- you can actually sip or throw back shots of it, and almost enjoy it.

My favourite brands so far haven't been the most expensive ones. Patron brand is expensive, but who cares about a "hand blown glass bottle", and to be honest the taste was nothing special for the money. Cabo Wabo brand has a lot of marketing push and legendary hype because of the association with Sammy Hagar, but is overpriced for my money.

My favourite brands so far have been :

Don Julio (get either the Anejo or the Reposado kind)
Sells for ~$49 US$ (but almost $100 CAN$ for some reason!!)

Leyenda del Milagro (get the Reposado)
Sells for maybe $32 US$

No joke, a friend and I sat and casually drank shots of an entire 26oz bottle of the Leyenda del Milagro Reposado over a three hour period one night, laughing and reminiscing, and munching on some appetizers; it was that smooth. We then crashed for the night, and then got up to do a full day of work the next day, virtually hangover free. After consuming rotgut bar-rail tequila my entire life, it was truly shocking to find some that was consumable, letalone enjoyable.


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#403332 - 03/03/09 07:25 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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I just want to point out that using diet drinks as mixers increases the speed of alcohol absorption. You should be able to get drunker faster from booze and diet (fill in the blank) then with the same amount of gin and tonic (diet tonic exists). Thus drinking less in the long run and consuming fewer calories.

I knew a very heavy drinker (who was also a rather large guy) several years ago who actually lost a visible amount of weight from switching his beverage of choice from rum and coke classic to rum and diet coke.

There are tons of articles about this, here's one.
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#403333 - 03/03/09 08:18 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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You are right Conq- Vodka and diet Tonic is the best weight loss drink if you don't have the stomach for good vodka from the freezer, poured over crushed ice.

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#403334 - 03/03/09 08:42 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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Vodka, straight up, in a frozen glass. But it does still have calories 1.5oz is about 65-85 depending if its 80 or 100 proof.


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#403335 - 03/03/09 09:52 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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Quote:

Quote:

I only drink straight alcohol. Does vodka qualify as that?




Pretty much...40 - 50% alcohol and the rest water...unless its flavored vodka. Grain is 90 to 95% alcohol, IIRC.




I never drink flavored alcohol. I'm a purist.
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#403336 - 03/03/09 10:33 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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If you want to spend some coin on serious Vodka try the Stoli Elit...worth every penny

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#403337 - 03/03/09 10:42 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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Chilled_stoli just txtd saying that's a good one. She's still chugging Moet White Star right now, but she has a jack rabbit metabolism.
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#403338 - 03/03/09 10:45 PM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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Moet and Chambord.. with a fresh raspberry and mint sprig..thats the panty dropper

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#403339 - 03/04/09 01:04 AM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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Chambord and warm sake as shots, nigga. The panties will be down in droves...
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#403340 - 03/04/09 05:13 AM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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I never drink flavored alcohol. I'm a purist.




I do, I prefer my alcohol beer flavored.

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#403341 - 03/04/09 06:10 AM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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I'm a purist.


I call bullshit. Pure and simple.
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I do, I prefer my alcohol beer flavored.


My brother, his stupid bitch girlfriend and I went out to dinner at Mel's , she ordered drinks and got everyone beer. ( I was knocked up...about 5 months.... ) So the cunt says "oh here M***i***, I got you a non-alco one. You like the flavor of beer right?" I was pissed. Because I don't unless it's Rolling Rock or Newcastle WITH REAL alcohol. Stupid yeasty cunt... Ps, IIRC, Mel's sucks too.
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#403342 - 03/04/09 08:04 AM Re: What's the best alcholic drink when dieting?
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Thanks for the input. Next time I think I'll have vodka rocks with ice water side. I'll see if I drink the water.

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