Please, PLEASE, instill your daughters with a sense of right and wrong. Teach them the value of a good education, strong morals, and the sanctity of their bodies. Otherwise, your precious bundles of joy will be getting Hello Kitty tats and giving head to strange men like me at all hours of the night. In their minds, no one will recognize them if they wear a wig……good grief.

I know, I know…..I am a hypocrite for contributing to the problem. But this is a message to you, the fathers. Do something! Call up Samuel L. Jackson and do some Black Snake Moan type of shit. I don’t know. Enforcing curfews, taking away her cell phone, monitoring who she hangs out with, etc. All these steps can help your Princess stay on the straight and narrow instead of being on her knees sucking on something straight and narrow.

I’m just showing you the aftermath of your mistakes. Yes, I do enjoy the mouth hugs but at what cost, America? AT WHAT COST??!!

Well, if you must know….a couple hundred bucks does the trick.

The next time you complain about Little Miss Sunshine asking you for money to go shopping at the mall, just smile and give her what she wants. Not because you want to see her with Prada shoes on her feet or a Gucci bag on her arm. Give her a wad before I do. It's as simple as that.