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“In the Nipple & Slide competition, the ladies get a running start and then dive onto a slip and slide, get to the end where a dildo and condom will be waiting,” KSEX Program Director, Wankus said. “Then they have to unwrap the condom and put it on the dildo correctly, at which point the clock will be stopped.” The top three times will win that event.





This has got to be a symptom of career suicide. Like getting billed beneath the puppets in Spinal Tap.
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