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#403159 - 03/02/09 07:58 PM Subway Drunk
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Just got home and was stuck in the subway because a nigga drunk was drunk in my subway car.
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#403160 - 03/02/09 09:07 PM Re: Subway Drunk
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Oh good. I though Jared became an alcoholic. Sooo many calories in booze. Liquid calories are the worst. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#403161 - 03/02/09 09:41 PM Re: Subway Drunk
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Just got home and was stuck in the subway because a nigga drunk was drunk in my subway car. 'African-American' on the boards please. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#403162 - 03/02/09 10:00 PM Re: Subway Drunk
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Maybe next time the African American should be alerted of the amount of calories booze has. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#403163 - 03/02/09 10:45 PM Re: Subway Drunk
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	^^^ Quote: Quote: Just got home and was stuck in the subway because a nigga drunk was drunk in my subway car. 'African-American' on the boards please. How about "the colored"? My bf's grammie calls 'African-Americans' "the colored" and gays are "the queers", is this allowed on the boards? When referring to a poster as "my n!&¿@" (ending with "a" ) example: "Yo Zen, what up my 'n&¿@!' Has you talk to Sampson lately?!) Is this OK?... Thank You. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#403164 - 03/03/09 12:04 AM Re: Subway Drunk
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I thought this thread was about Panzer making moonshine off old Subway sandwich bread in his room. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#403165 - 03/03/09 12:11 AM Re: Subway Drunk
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Quote: Just got home and was stuck in the subway because a nigga drunk was drunk in my subway car. Why didn't you take a picture since you photograph every other fucking thing that pops into your head? Oh look a box of raisins.. take a picture, oh look laundry detergent.. take a picture, oh look business card holders...take a picture. You finally encounter something interesting and possibly entertaining and you cower in the corner of the subway car like the fat loser you are. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#403166 - 03/03/09 12:11 AM Re: Subway Drunk
inebriated kiwi Internet Tough Guy Registered: 12/25/08 Posts: 843 Loc: Sydney Australia	Quote: Just got home and was stuck in the subway because a nigga drunk was drunk in my subway car. How did that stop you getting home? Did you share a bottle of meths with him?
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#403167 - 03/03/09 12:32 AM Re: Subway Drunk
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Quote: Just got home and was stuck in the subway because a nigga drunk was drunk in my subway car. Why didn't you take a picture since you photograph every other fucking thing that pops into your head? Oh look a box of raisins.. take a picture, oh look laundry detergent.. take a picture, oh look business card holders...take a picture. You finally encounter something interesting and possibly entertaining and you cower in the corner of the subway car like the fat loser you are. PWND!!!!!!! Yessssss! That post just got my clit hard. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#403168 - 03/03/09 04:33 AM Re: Subway Drunk
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: Just got home and was stuck in the subway because a nigga drunk was drunk in my subway car. Why didn't you take a picture since you photograph every other fucking thing that pops into your head? Oh look a box of raisins.. take a picture, oh look laundry detergent.. take a picture, oh look business card holders...take a picture. You finally encounter something interesting and possibly entertaining and you cower in the corner of the subway car like the fat loser you are. I made a 20-minute voice recording. I carry a voice recorder for these kinds of situations.
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#403169 - 03/03/09 05:36 AM Re: Subway Drunk
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: I made a 20-minute voice recording. I carry a voice recorder for these kinds of situations. Now THAT I'd really like to hear. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#403170 - 03/03/09 05:46 AM Re: Subway Drunk
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: I made a 20-minute voice recording. I carry a voice recorder for these kinds of situations. Now THAT I'd really like to hear. But my voice is on the recording.
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#403171 - 03/03/09 05:52 AM Re: Subway Drunk
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: I made a 20-minute voice recording. I carry a voice recorder for these kinds of situations. Now THAT I'd really like to hear. http://rapidshare.com/files/204800776/SubwayBum.WAV.html
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#403172 - 03/03/09 02:56 PM Re: Subway Drunk
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Just got home and was stuck in the subway because a nigga drunk was drunk in my subway car. Why didn't you take a picture since you photograph every other fucking thing that pops into your head? Oh look a box of raisins.. take a picture, oh look laundry detergent.. take a picture, oh look business card holders...take a picture. You finally encounter something interesting and possibly entertaining and you cower in the corner of the subway car like the fat loser you are. Well said Blahhh... That was my first thought too then I thought about it. Would a fat fucken cowardly Russian have the balls to point and shoot at a genetically superior black man and risk the beatdown that would surely ensue?. NO. Then there's the fact that it never happened. The subway didn't get stuck, only his Ir fantasy. Sketch away Panzy... Dronebot. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#403173 - 03/03/09 03:13 PM Re: Subway Drunk
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Quote: Well said Blahhh... It's official. Hell has frozen over. Lou actually had a post that didn't insult me. Next thing you know Max Hardcore will sign with Vivid and shoot condom only couples porn. Tabitha Stevens will swear off plastic surgery and Gia Jordan will eat a bacon double cheeseburger with onion rings and a large vanilla milkshake. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#403174 - 03/03/09 04:33 PM Re: Subway Drunk
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Quote: ^^^ Quote: Quote: Just got home and was stuck in the subway because a nigga drunk was drunk in my subway car. 'African-American' on the boards please. How about "the colored"? My bf's grammie calls 'African-Americans' "the colored" and gays are "the queers", is this allowed on the boards? When referring to a poster as "my n!&¿@" (ending with "a" ) example: "Yo Zen, what up my 'n&¿@!' Has you talk to Sampson lately?!) Is this OK?... Thank You. i work with a bunch of Jamaicans and i call them "niggas",...but they are my hommies and im not white..for sure
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#403175 - 03/03/09 09:19 PM Re: Subway Drunk
redish Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/27/06 Posts: 323 Loc: Back in Gia's camera case	Can you distill tater tots? _________________________ Me??? I HAAAATE unconditional love. It's like winning by default. --- Baby g
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#403176 - 03/03/09 10:55 PM Re: Subway Drunk
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: Now THAT I'd really like to hear. http://rapidshare.com/files/204800776/SubwayBum.WAV.html I like this idea a lot, but I'm not sure whether it's how you had your recorder concealed (or held) because it was next to impossible to hear anything being said; were you sitting far away? Anyway am not sure- I gave it a once over and to be honest, if it wasn't for the sound of the train moving I probably wouldn't have listened to the whole thing. Maybe you should do this more but next time consider how you'd actually like to remember it. Try recording really mundane conversations or sounds on a train or crowded cafeteria and see how they come out. Since you work at Burger King you should record people making orders. Is that legal? I like the idea of posting the raw file but sometimes you need to change things up a bit. This could have probably used it but I think your source was already in jeopardy. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#403177 - 03/04/09 12:01 AM Re: Subway Drunk
JasonH Gay For Pay Registered: 02/15/07 Posts: 954	Quote: PWND!!!!!!! Yessssss! That post just got my clit hard. So are you saying you wouldn't do a private with Panzer? _________________________ Why do you black guys like to ruin white girls? I guess for the same reason you like to ruin white neighborhoods. -NitneLiun
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#403178 - 03/04/09 10:10 AM Re: Subway Drunk
Smell of Anus Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/08 Posts: 787	Alex Panzer is the best poster on xxxpt.
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#403179 - 03/04/09 12:03 PM Re: Subway Drunk
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Quote: Alex Panzer is the best poster on xxxpt. You should be perma-banned for that statement alone. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#403180 - 03/04/09 08:14 PM Re: Subway Drunk
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Quote: Alex Panzer is the best poster on xxxpt. word
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