the set can be some sort of mustard yellow enema fortress and the plot would go something along the lines of... Alex Panzer III, Emperor of Enema Kingdom, his Royal Doucheness picks a bride from a far away kingdom. At first she is excited, having heard about his legendary cufflink and tie clip collection until she actually arrives to Panzer Castle, AKA another badly sketched out enema fortress. Ryan Knox greets her as the court jester and escorts her to the royal chambers (another badly sketched out dungeon with a mini fridge filled with random bagels. Now the video really takes off. I don't want the production company to blow through a lot of money doing CGI SFX for these opening shots of castles and raw CGI that will be needed to fake a collection of thousands of cufflinks and tie clips - so you can just go ahead and do it with crudely drawn 5 minute slide show (courtesy of panzer)

I'd keep writing but I already blew my wad. I'm gonna go recharge