frankie the porn magician:

Trying to scalp me is not a new trend. over the several years of posting here many idiots have tried. one special kind of retard was frankie.

frankie had no witty comebacks. when corned and textually bludgeoned he would simply retort "ur mad" then merrily trot off to further pollute the site.

during this time frankie would also follow me to myspace to further antagonize me. but his profile was rather plain. and there were no pictures of him. until now.

I give you our boy Frankie The Porn Magician.




somehow when I called him "fruitpie the magician" I wasn't far off.



he looks like he ate a fruit pie or two...dozen

note: the beard was already drawn on him.

I like his shirt, "where dreams come true" Id like to hang out with him wearing my "making miracles happen" shirt while we eat pizza on a step in brooklyn watching life pass us by.

Demis Rousos goes hip-hop.

www.myspace.com/shootfrank

Wow, Monster, you're the man!

His beard looks like an etch a sketch

What a tool

Actually it looks like a Wooly-Willy Beard

Fuck Bornyo, thats what I was thinking, but couldn't think of what those shavings or whatever the fuck they were called.

Nice!