I am not afraid to say it…..
I LOVE CHELSIE RAE! She has the best attitude of any girl in the business. She is a total pleaser by nature. Her body is a temple of testicular titillation. Her cum eating ability is second to none. She is the polar opposite of cum dodgers. She seeks it out. She craves it. She is the human equivalent of a starving aardvark at an anthill in matters involving sperm.
She is…….
perfect.
Whereas Citizen Kane’s last words were “Rosebud,” mine will be “Chelsie.” They could also be “Chelsie’s rosebud.” I’m not sure yet.
