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#402828 - 02/28/09 10:06 AM Adult Live TV- My new project...
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Registered: 02/28/09
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Hello all!

Adult Live TV is my new project, working in association with Private!!! I'm very excited about it! It is a live hardcore show streaming LIVE from a london studio.

Watch the hardcore show from 10pm (GMT) and let me know what you think of it!

Head of the Adult Live Team x


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#402830 - 02/28/09 10:45 AM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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No, this is my first time on this website.

My name is Ionie!

x x
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#402831 - 02/28/09 11:07 AM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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I don't want to see any of these people doing anything but bagging my groceries or shoveling snow off my driveway. (Or maybe covered in vomit).

If you're going to try to sell a live hardcore show you should hire some good looking women.
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#402832 - 02/28/09 11:13 AM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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On the opening night we had Top INTERNATIONAL Private performer Claudia Rossi and Top Playboy model Theo! These girls are gorgeous and they really get into their scenes!
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#402833 - 02/28/09 11:25 AM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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Registered: 11/27/07
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That is all well and good, but you didn't choose to show us pictures of them now did you?

You talk about Claudia Rossi but show us a picture of some fugly skanks. What's the point?
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#402834 - 02/28/09 11:37 AM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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Claudia Rossi is on that picture (she is the brunette girl sat at the back in the middle), plus I didn't show it you, you posted the image, not me!
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#402835 - 02/28/09 12:09 PM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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It was your attachment that you uploaded with your original post.
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#402837 - 02/28/09 01:07 PM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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Do really all chicks think that their best feature is 'FACE/ARSE/PUSSY', while the worst is their 'LEGS', do they all prefer guys who are 'TALL, CHARMING, DARK HAIR BLUE EYES, LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING' and chicks with 'NATURAL BOOBS, BLOND, MEDIUM BUILD, INTELLIGENT, GENTAL TOUCH, SEXUAL' and think of their 'BOYFRIEND' as an ideal partner? Don't think so buddy. You were just too lazy to make up a generic porn 'star' responses for a dozen whores.
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#402838 - 02/28/09 01:49 PM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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Registered: 02/28/09
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No, like I said, my name is Ionie, it is me, Ionie Luv coxxx! This is my new venture with Private.

I gave all the porn stars forms that they filled out and forwarded back to me, i'm sorry that they are not full of variety but that is truthful to the stars!

The show is broadcasted from our London studio and you can also watch it from www.private.com as well as www.adultlivetv.tv
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#402839 - 02/28/09 02:11 PM Re: Adult Live TV
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Registered: 09/20/05
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What will you do that's any different from the trainwreck that used to be KSEX , or its half-assed bastard offspring, RudeTV?
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#402840 - 02/28/09 02:20 PM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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Registered: 11/27/07
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I'm not sure I see the point in a live show that airs at 3AM for me.

10PM GMT is a pretty awkward time for those of us in the Western Hemisphere.

I just looked at the link for recent shows and checked out part 1. This is awful! Why the fuck would you have video of women speaking into a microphone but remove the audio and replace it with terrible techno music? Why?

What is the point of having video and audio that isn't synced or related to each other?

Private has really taken a dive in production quality.
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#402841 - 02/28/09 04:27 PM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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I gave all the porn stars forms that they filled out and forwarded back to me...





Did they look anything like this:




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#402842 - 02/28/09 04:47 PM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795

"What does dignity extractor mean to you?"


That is fucking hilarious. Thanks Jim.
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#402843 - 02/28/09 05:37 PM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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I can't take credit for either the questionaire or for The Dignity Extractor. But they're damn funny.

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#402845 - 03/01/09 06:39 AM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
adultlivetv Offline
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Registered: 02/28/09
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Ha! That questionnaire was funny.... for an american...
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#402847 - 03/01/09 12:03 PM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
It's not an alt for Al.
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#402848 - 03/01/09 01:57 PM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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Seems like you really are trying to distance yourself as alt of Mighty Al with the "American" remark....




I thought Al was Cuban.

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#402850 - 03/01/09 04:27 PM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
adultlivetv Offline
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Registered: 02/28/09
Posts: 16
Isnt a douche used by porn stars to clean out their arseholes..? I think you are mistaken... a douche doesn't contain a bag! If you are going to insult me.. at least come up with a GOOD insult!
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#402851 - 03/01/09 04:32 PM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
You're mistaken. (Of course it may be different across the pond)

An enema is used for cleaning asses. Douche is for vaginas.

Both can come from bags.

clicky
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#402853 - 03/07/09 09:29 AM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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Registered: 02/28/09
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From Wikipedia:
"A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching - a bag for holding the fluid used in douching. To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for a vaginal douche and an enema."




I wasn't insulting YOU, I was describing YOU. Douche [




That's fine, I will describe YOU!...

Mental retardation
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(quote)Mental retardation is a generalized, triarchic disorder, characterized by subaverage cognitive functioning and deficits in two or more adaptive behaviors with onset before the age of 18. Once focused almost entirely on cognition, the definition now includes both a component relating to mental functioning and one relating to the individual's functional skills in their environment.(quote)
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#402855 - 03/07/09 10:41 AM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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Why don't you contact one of the owners here, and pay for some advertising?





Redgoat has a point. That space to the right has been for sale since Burglar killed his planned website.



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#402856 - 03/08/09 01:06 PM Re: Adult Live TV- My new project...
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Registered: 01/25/06
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That's fine, I will describe YOU!...

Mental retardation
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Wow, what a hard ass. Boo-hoo.
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