I once went home with a girl that said, "Just let me grind against you until it slides in because when a guy eats my pussy or fingers me I usually pee". If I had taken her home instead of going to her place... she woulda been gone... or we would have been in the shower within seconds of her saying that. I appreciated the warning, though. Glad women aren't as delusional as some guys are about what comes outta their body.