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#40192 - 07/22/04 04:55 PM
kurt lockwood, the playwright
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Registered: 07/20/04
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haw haw... boy is he deluded about overrated Nirvana & himself...
:http://www.kurtlockwood.com/info/art.php
Hey everybody, I'm a huge Nirvana fan (as if you already couldn't tell by my name haha). Anyway, Kurt Cobain was a huge influence on my life. My interest in him proved to be a gateway into a lot of cool things like pro-women attitudes, liberal politics, not to mention some really awesome punk rock. When he killed himself, I imagine it must've been what it was like for the Baby Boomers to lose John Lennon. He was the voice of Generation X, my generation, and he's gone forever. So I wrote a play about him. It's a one man show told from the perspective of "Kurt" himself called "Ladies and Gentleman, Live From Purgatory, The Man Who Sold the World...KURT COBAIN!!!". The dialogue is made up of 95% actual KURT quotes from at least a hundred different interviews culled from about fifteen different sources. The set up is this: Kurt is in Purgatory for committing suicide. What is purgatory to the former rockstar? It's playing a "VH1 Storytellers" kind of thing where he talks about his life then plays his songs that pertain all culminating with his death by self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head. Anyway, heroin-abuse and suicide notwithstanding, I found a lot of inspiration in the life and work of Kurt Cobain. I hope you enjoy the play, it's rather too long I know, and there are plenty of grammatical errors I'm sure but as Kurt Cobain once said that captured the zeitgeist of Gen X "......oh well, whatever, nevermind."
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#40196 - 07/23/04 08:51 AM
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That damn Finklestein shit kid
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#40201 - 03/26/07 02:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Bumping this lost gold nugget for Raoul. Oh hell I can't let this go without taking my shots too. Kurt if you are going to idolize someone go all the way. A real life reenactment of the final act from your masterpiece is the only way to go.
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#40202 - 03/26/07 04:18 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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GOLD!!! Thanks Perv. I wonder if he realizes that "The Man Who Sold The World" is actually an old David Bowie Tune. Probably Not.
Skurt's been strangely quiet since his assault on Gram. My letter ran on LIB, Adult FYI and RogReviews, plus here and ADT. And I haven't heard word one from him. Nada. Zip. Zero. Zilch. I was at least expecting an ALL CAPS tirade on my MySpace. But Nothing. All I got was a couple of half-assed replies from Brian Scott, and the best he could do was call me "Raoul Puke" in one of them. Wasn't worth a response. So Mr. Fitzgerald thinks he's Brendan Behan, does he? Too Funny.
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#40203 - 03/26/07 08:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Quote:
Kurt Cobain was a huge influence on my life.
Couldn't have been too much of an influence, he hasn't yet.
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#40205 - 03/26/07 05:07 PM
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This is making me look at Cobain's death in a new light. I've always thought that being married to Courtney Love would be enough to make anyone deep throat a shotgun barrel but maybe there was something more to it. What if Lackwood sent Cobain a demo of his band along with a letter [typed in all caps of course] stating how inspired he was by Cobain and that Cobain is the reason for him starting a band. Cobain listens to a cassette tape that sounds like a cross between a wheelbarrow of cats being tortured in a washing machine and a box of kitchen utensils being dropped down a flight of stairs and is overcome with guilt about being responsible for this talentless piece of grunge afterbirth picking up a guitar. When Cobain realizes that this cross dressing Keebler Elf is his musical legacy he does the only noble thing possible to correct the situation .
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#40206 - 03/26/07 05:16 PM
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Registered: 09/23/04
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... that sounds like a cross between a wheelbarrow of cats being tortured in a washing machine and a box of kitchen utensils being dropped down a flight of stairs...
Nice decriptive narrative.
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#40207 - 03/26/07 07:12 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
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This post bores me. Your intelligence is less than a crab... Yes the STD kind. If you want to rip apart Lockwood, lets be more creative. This is something Have2 would write.
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#40208 - 03/26/07 07:33 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Hey, Ghostshadow, how's the Jules stalking going? Just Curious.
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#40209 - 03/27/07 07:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Far be it for me to argue with someone who has far more first hand knowledge of and a greater intellectual fascination with crabs than me.
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#40210 - 08/14/07 01:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Bump for the newbies.
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#40211 - 08/14/07 01:15 PM
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