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#401969 - 02/27/09 12:42 AM The Best MC. EVAAAAAAAAAAR...
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he's from my town. I have been trolling him for a long time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXKxyynzwgQ&feature=related
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#401970 - 02/27/09 12:50 AM Re: The Best MC. EVAAAAAAAAAAR...
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That was fucking awesome. Not only the best MC ever he's also friends with the greatest cameraman in the world.

I'm going to assume that O.T. refers to Ottawa. Just wanted to point out that the street scenes in the "Sergizzle - Best in O.T." video were not filmed in Ottawa. (I don't usually like to explain jokes but those of you not familiar with either Ottawa or Toronto probably won't pick up on this).


Edited by conquistador (02/27/09 12:56 AM)
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#401971 - 02/27/09 01:21 AM Re: The Best MC. EVAAAAAAAAAAR...
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HAHAAAAAAA! Check this vid. First off, he fucking mentions me by name in the description.


Secondly these bitches are laughing at him and he is too fucking clueless to notice.

God I wish I had his old vids (which he deleted because of so many threats to kick his ass). BTW that phone number is real....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ttuy2zI7xw&feature=channel
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#401972 - 02/27/09 01:28 AM Re: The Best MC. EVAAAAAAAAAAR...
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That is hilarious. I was just about to post to call your attention to his phone number. Looking up the Ottawa area code...

I want to call up and accuse him of being a "hater" but I'm not in the to go digging through boxes for telephone recording equipment right now.

I had trouble hearing him, is it 324 4474? I want to save it for later in case he deletes the video.

This could be really funny if I can find any rapper sound boards.

My favourite phone calling tool is a wonderful piece of software called the Shit Talker. it's a very simple speech synth, the great thing about are it's presets. The "old woman" voice works quite well.
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#401973 - 02/27/09 01:53 AM Re: The Best MC. EVAAAAAAAAAAR...
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Another music video that isn't on his youtube. Maybe one of the ones he deleted?

It even has a scene where he throws a burger across the counter at a Burger King, (Panzie will be delighted). This dude is fucking hardcore, he litters in his video!




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#401974 - 02/27/09 03:53 AM Re: The Best MC. EVAAAAAAAAAAR...
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If there's anything worse than black gansta rappers it's white gansta rappers.

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#401975 - 02/27/09 11:10 AM Re: The Best MC. EVAAAAAAAAAAR...
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Quote:

Another music video that isn't on his youtube. Maybe one of the ones he deleted?

It even has a scene where he throws a burger across the counter at a Burger King, (Panzie will be delighted). This dude is fucking hardcore, he litters in his video!










He had like 4 up a couple years ago. i found them and sent them to everyone I knew. There were about 8 or 9 pages of comments, all saying how much he sucked. Then someone started a facebook page and it really started to rain shit so he deleted everything. He put up a new vid a last year under a different name. Somebody sent it to me and the flaming lasted about 2 days. I have his CD. It is horrifying.
Oh yeah his number is 613 324 0474. Posting your phone number is 'asking for it'....
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#401976 - 02/27/09 11:17 AM Re: The Best MC. EVAAAAAAAAAAR...
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He's not home. I left him a message about how he had won my dog in a raffle and should get in touch with me to claim his prize.

Yeah, I know not very funny. I was giggling at his voice mail message and lost my composure a bit. I'll let you know if he gets back to me.
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#401977 - 02/27/09 11:19 AM Re: The Best MC. EVAAAAAAAAAAR...
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Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ttuy2zI7xw&feature=channel_page

is the vid where he mentions me by name in the description. he is so fucking clueless. The girls are laughing at him.

What a douche...
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#401978 - 02/27/09 11:56 AM Re: The Best MC. EVAAAAAAAAAAR...
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Is he related to that other Canadian, Dimitri the persistant pua with the voicemails, "You are so elegant..."
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#401979 - 02/27/09 12:06 PM Re: The Best MC. EVAAAAAAAAAAR...
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No, that guy is greek or something I believe. Sergizzle is from Belarus, and lives in the paradise that is Vanier. But they're both dead serious. Did you see the 'pickup' vid? He cant tell they're laughing at him.. . Gia , please call him and tell him what a stud he is....
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#401980 - 02/27/09 12:10 PM Re: The Best MC. EVAAAAAAAAAAR...
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Yeah, it's amazing when guys that lame who just make asses out of themselves mistake us egging them on for our own comedy as attention.
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#401981 - 02/27/09 12:20 PM Re: The Best MC. EVAAAAAAAAAAR...
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Quote:

Is he related to that other Canadian, Dimitri the persistant pua with the voicemails, "You are so elegant..."




I must have missed Dimitri the Persistent, got a link?

Tatty, I can't find images of his album anywhere, if the artwork is worth posting...
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#401982 - 02/27/09 02:17 PM Re: The Best MC. EVAAAAAAAAAAR...
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No it's terrible. It is him and two homies. The title is "Haters Everywhere". It is just photocopied junk...
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