I am of two minds when receiving the ass licking. On the one hand, I give high praise verbally to little pigs like Ariel who are rooting their snoots up there. I think guys need to encourage nasty behavior loudly and often. On the other hand, however, I wonder if getting freaky will ever prevent me from enjoying normal stuff. Really. I have no idea what the Kinsey report would say about today's population. I have enough guilt and shame issues as it is, man.